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A little help please. - Beaucephus - 12-14-2005

I fucked up. It may seem small to some but I know it wasn't to my wife. You see I sent my secret Santa gift out and I just bought some of the IT items on Cafepress.com. Anyway it went through our bank account and my wife questioned (and rightfully so) the transaction to me last week. And me being the typical idiot that I am lied to her and told her I sent it to another of my online friends in fear that she may get pissed if she found out that it was sent to someone of the female persuasion. Although completely innocent being that it was secret Santa, I should have told her the truth straight up. Instead I chose to "white lie" it thinking it would just blow over, no big deal. I was wrong. She knows most of the passwords I use as she knows me well. She went to cafepress and figured out my login and password and found out where the items really went. I know this had to be a shock to her since I lied about it. She eventually traced it back to here and saw posts about it and the items and confronted me with it yesterday. I fessed up and told her it was completely innocent and explained why I did it. I think she believes me but to be sure I would like anyone's help posting here to let her know that I never really flirt with anyone on this board. I know there is doubt in her mind and I am looking for any help to quash that doubt all I can here. I told her to login under my name if she likes and search all my posts to prove that. Hell I seldom post here anymore. I'm just too busy. Admittedly I will never completely leave though. I am sure she will read this and all I will say is honey I love you and I would never, EVER be unloyal to you or threaten our marriage in any way. I realize there are few who give a shit about my membership on this board anymore and that's cool. But if you could offer a few words of encouragment for her in this thread it would really help. I think all of you know I am a fairly straight up dude here and I never really participate in any of the flirtacious goings on that happens here in the threads. Please don't get me wrong, I ain't dissin those who do. It's just never been one of my things.

Thanks & Merry Christmas to all of you.

Beau

A little help please. - Bill - 12-14-2005

I don't think your wife would be upset over your flirting with Clay. besides we all know your a homo.

A little help please. - cLaY - 12-14-2005

Hi my name is clay, and like your husband I'm an internet fag. Your husband hits on me constantly and wants to put his penis in my butt. I'm slightly disappointed he didn't send the Insanetrain thonge panties to me, but oh well...whats a girl to do. If you'd like for me to post our gay sex talks via PM just give me a shout.










Seriously though, the gift giving is completely innocent. Your husband is a stand up dude and isn't cheating on you, so trust him.

I have to stop now so I can go laugh my fucking ass off. Bye!

A little help please. - Tribal Dragon - 12-14-2005

Beau's Wife,

Tribal didn't sleep with him. And, no one else here would think of it.

Thanks,

:Tribal:

PS Merry Christmas!

A little help please. - suzy - 12-14-2005

Merry Christmas Beau, and Mrs Beau. I can honestly say I don't like Beau much we have had our differences but I have never seen him flirt at all. I hope you both have an excellent holiday season.

A little help please. - Beaucephus - 12-14-2005

damn this thread is taking a completely different direction than I originally intended. :blink:

A little help please. - cLaY - 12-14-2005

Bonita Applebum, gotta put me on, Bonita Applebum you know you gotta put me on.

A little help please. - Bill - 12-14-2005

I'm gonna PM beau's wife the pics of my cock...that should clear everything right up.

A little help please. - WoolyGoat - 12-14-2005

I've never seen him flirt with the ladies here, but I do have strong knowledge that he's a goat fucker.

A little help please. - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2005

Hey Beau, we still on for butt sex in the rest stop this afternoon? Looking forward to it.

A little help please. - TomFoolery - 12-14-2005

cLaY Wrote:Bonita Applebum, gotta put me on, Bonita Applebum you know you gotta put me on.

Bonita...Bonita...Bonita....





Dear Mrs. Beau,

Beau is a good shit that doesn't flirt with the ladies here. I'm sure there's nothing to be concerned about.

Sincerely,

TomFoolery

A little help please. - FlickMyBean - 12-14-2005

The pics he has sent me! Oh my. The late night conversations. I never knew he was married:Zipit:

A little help please. - Beaucephus - 12-14-2005

good holy jesus :blink:

A little help please. - Bill - 12-14-2005

Beaucephus Wrote:good holy jesus :blink:

He cann't help you now.

You might as well lop your penis off and put on a dress.

A little help please. - HMMMMMM - 12-14-2005

Is there still time to update the poll for best meltdown? This shows promise.

A little help please. - ntype - 12-14-2005

Beaucephus makes love to his guitar only.

A little help please. - cLaY - 12-14-2005

HMMMMMM Wrote:Is there still time to update the poll for best meltdown? This shows promise.

this isn't a meltdown

A little help please. - HMMMMMM - 12-14-2005

cLaY Wrote:this isn't a meltdown

Not yet. As I said, it has promise.

A little help please. - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-14-2005

HMMMMMM Wrote:Not yet. As I said, it has promise.
I'm gonna say its a troll job. Funny though, and not too damn far from exactly what happened to me.

A little help please. - leeman - 12-14-2005

Two words .... : separate accounts .....


Just sayin'