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I almost felt guilty - Lou_dog - 12-11-2005

We went to the wife's company christmas party tonight. Since it was her party I figured she should be the one that gets to drink with reckless abandon. She did. I didn't drink too much cuz I was driving home. I got her home, got her in the door, threw her in the sack, and drove that bitch home again right before she passed out. She probably won't remember a thing in the morning.

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I almost felt guilty - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-11-2005

Lous_dog Wrote:We went to the wife's company christmas party tonight. Since it was her party I figured she should be the one that gets to drink with reckless abandon. She did. I didn't drink too much cuz I was driving home. I got her home, got her in the door, threw her in the sack, and drove that bitch home again right before she passed out. She probably won't remember a thing in the morning.

I don't unnerstand?

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I almost felt guilty - Lou_dog - 12-11-2005

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I don't unnerstand?

Drove her home again...wink, wink. Aw forget it.

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I almost felt guilty - minorthreat - 12-12-2005

Drove her home again? She doesn't live with you?

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I almost felt guilty - CodeWarrior - 12-12-2005

I think he was saying he fucked his passed out wife.

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I almost felt guilty - Lou_dog - 12-12-2005

CodeWarrior Wrote:I think he was saying he fucked his passed out wife.

Somebody gets it. The funny thing is that she had absolutley no recollection of the event.

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I almost felt guilty - Jdub - 12-12-2005

Lous_dog Wrote:Somebody gets it. The funny thing is that she had absolutley no recollection of the event.

You're not going deep enough.

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I almost felt guilty - quint - 12-12-2005

Should have gone for the pooper. She would have remembered that one.

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I almost felt guilty - Hitman - 12-12-2005

^--- I like the way you think quint.

I don't get it. Why would you feel guilty about banging your own wife? That'd be like her feeling bad about giving you head while you're asleep.

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