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I'm Going Sledding Tonight - TomFoolery - 12-09-2005

Last week we got about 3 inches of snow that froze and never melted. Then we got an additional 5" or so yesterday, and the shit has already frozen. The forecast is calling for additional flurries tonight.

To those that don't understand, this is ideal sledding weather--imagine trying to walk on a powder that's on top of two layers of ice. I will be like motherfucking Clark Griswold in Christmas Vacation on the hills at Graceland Park.

Of course I'll be drunk while doing this. I'll try to take pictures of me taking out some kids @40 mph. Thanks.

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - Lou_dog - 12-09-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:Last week we got about 3 inches of snow that froze and never melted. Then we got an additional 5" or so yesterday, and the shit has already frozen. The forecast is calling for additional flurries tonight.

To those that don't understand, this is ideal sledding weather--imagine trying to walk on a powder that's on top of two layers of ice. I will be like motherfucking Clark Griswold in Christmas Vacation on the hills at Graceland Park.

Of course I'll be drunk while doing this. I'll try to take pictures of me taking out some kids @40 mph. Thanks.


Just be careful. I have a friend who lost a leg due to a sledding accident. Some drunk dude nailed him.

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - Bill - 12-09-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:Last week we got about 3 inches of snow that froze and never melted. Then we got an additional 5" or so yesterday, and the shit has already frozen. The forecast is calling for additional flurries tonight.

To those that don't understand, this is ideal sledding weather--imagine trying to walk on a powder that's on top of two layers of ice. I will be like motherfucking Clark Griswold in Christmas Vacation on the hills at Graceland Park.

Of course I'll be drunk while doing this. I'll try to take pictures of me taking out some kids @40 mph. Thanks.

Rack you dood, I think I'll be doing the same...the ground has been frozen since before thanxgiving, we got like 3 inches last week that hasn't melted but just froze solid to the ground. last night we got an additional 7" the first inch or so was solid ice. today it's supposed to get up to 40 which will melt the first couple of inches then refreeze tonight....I'm thinking I'll have my redneck friends over to take turns getting pulled on sleds behind the 4wheeler.

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - TomFoolery - 12-09-2005

Lous_dog Wrote:Just be careful. I have a friend who lost a leg due to a sledding accident. Some drunk dude nailed him.

I'll be the guy making motherfuckers lose the use of their legs.

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - Bill - 12-09-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:I'll be the guy making motherfuckers lose the use of their legs.

curious.....do you use a sled or an inflatable?...

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - TomFoolery - 12-09-2005

Bill Wrote:curious.....do you use a sled or an inflatable?...

I'll be picking up an inflatable tonight. I will coat the bottom with some Pam cooking spray.

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-09-2005

Don't be a pussy and wear a helmet.

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - Bill - 12-09-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:I'll be picking up an inflatable tonight. I will coat the bottom with some Pam cooking spray.

I will have to check into this pam thing.

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - TomFoolery - 12-09-2005

Bill Wrote:I will have to check into this pam thing.

Dood, it's great. If you have an inflatable you can pick up an additional 5-10 mph easily. That translates into at least 3 extra feet of air if you build a snow ramp. Of course you know that you get at least 10" of air with a normal one foot tall ramp.

I'm going to see if I can land on some kids tonight. I will try bailing from the sled mid-flight to crush them if needed.

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - Blueeyedwoman - 12-09-2005

You're going to die. Can I have your forum?

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - Bill - 12-09-2005

last year we ended up taking a ski rope and tieing it behind the 4 wheeler and took tearing off through the park down the street on an inner tube....you could hit a drift and fly about 20' at around 30 mph....that's the fun thing about snow, even if you do bite the dirt it doesn't really hurt.

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - WoolyGoat - 12-09-2005

Inflatables are for pussies. Use a real sled.

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 12-09-2005

Bill Wrote:last year we ended up taking a ski rope and tieing it behind the 4 wheeler and took tearing off through the park down the street on an inner tube....you could hit a drift and fly about 20' at around 30 mph....that's the fun thing about snow, even if you do bite the dirt it doesn't really hurt.

We used to use a ski rope behind a pickup to pull bales of hay right after they cut the coastal fields. The cut grass is very bristley and the bales ride along on top of the cut grass. We would tie a bull riggin type handle on the bale. I broke a kid's arm one time.

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - BIRD33 - 12-09-2005

Im going to the bar and meeting up with some females.

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - TomFoolery - 12-09-2005

WoolyGoat Wrote:Inflatables are for pussies. Use a real sled.

Greased up inflatables get more speed. Also, I almost broke my leg twice last year when landing some epic jumps in a real sled. My vagina will enjoy the comfort an inflatable provides. Thanks.

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - Bill - 12-09-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:Im going to the bar and meeting up with some females.

ahhh Not having to hunt down pussy is a wonderful benifit of being married.

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - BIRD33 - 12-09-2005

Bill Wrote:ahhh Not having to hunt down pussy is a wonderful benifit of being married.

Variety is the spice of life.

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - TomFoolery - 12-09-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:Im going to the bar and meeting up with some females.

Me too. We will get drunk, go sledding, and then have sex.

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - Bill - 12-09-2005

I have a couple of antique flyer sleds in the attic.

I'm Going Sledding Tonight - Bill - 12-09-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:Variety is the spice of life.

So is putting it in her butt on top of the kitchen table.