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My idea for a porno - Undeadcannibal - 11-24-2005

The movie begins with Tenacious D playing every song they ever wrote while 700 lesbians fall from the sky in some sick, inhuman orgy, and then corky and the juice pigs play "Only Gay Eskimo" because I dunno any of their songs but that one, and then it shiws leathercunt in the beginning of her career, for like an hour, until she get'sa cow's hide labia, then she goes to vegas, and for 4 hours, sexes, kills, and steals vagina skins. then Vin Diesel explodes into a room, and pukes laser ninjas all over her, and they kill her. Then after the ninjas kill them, chuck norris and bruce lee go sailing through a wall, and chuck norris bleeds pirates, which fight the ninjas, then summoning tony Jaa, who also kicks major ass, and vin diesel, mourning the loss of the ninjas, attacks everyone with his eyebrow only. The battle occurs in the middle of space, with tons of naked chicks having a lesbian orgy in a huge cicle like an arena. The battle scene lasts for 12 hours, which is probably like 5 tapes, and then in the end, George Washington rises from the dead, and they all do the monster mash.this plays during the end credits:

http://www.urinalcakemix.x-n...%20-%20Angel%20of%20Death.mp3

Then there are 3 more tapes of cats and kittens.

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My idea for a porno - Undeadcannibal - 11-24-2005

ANOTHER PORNO IDEA:



This one consits of a hot wheels race track set up with some uber sw33t loops going on, and then at the end, it'll go into a chick's pussy. For the next 20 minutes, these two guys dressed like Quakers will put cars on the track, and they'll rocket around the track and crash into this chick's pussy. Each time one shoots into her, the Quakers laugh, and heartily, too. Then she gets really full, so they start making bread, and when they go to bake the bread she walks in and all the cars explode out of her, and it plays this song:

http://gamesource.biz/media/bestsongever.mp3

And the chick explodes, thus inventing oat meal, and then Thomas Edison becomes spider man when one of her radioactive pubes lands on his PB&J. It ends with him finding his powers. The credits will be scrolling down, witht the text backwards and upside down.

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