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Dilemma - Slurker - 11-14-2005

So, my sister, yes my blood sister, hates the living shit out of me. Just recently too, because she has this anal boyfriend that mentally abuses her. He brain-washed her to think she can't make decisions on her own. She gives him all of her money to "save", but he hasn't saved any yet after two years. He's now convinced her that she doesn't need me and has confronted me several times. I may not be the best sister in the world and a bratty one at that. And I may like my intoxications a lil too much while living in my own fantasy world. But I get my shit done, my bills paid, and get paid more than she is and ever will.
We were living together, her boyfriend and her has done all of the following (they're 25 years old):
-Put my toothbrush in the toilet (my toothbrush is wet after nine hours at work and theres drips of water on the toilet bowl)
-Put vinager in the oil were going to use to fry chicken in
-Poisoned my ice tea and my friend's with drano,
-Stolen my stuff, and called the police on me to kick me out. Oh yeah she put my toothPaste in the toilet and blamed the cat.

Anyway if you were bored enough to read all of that, thats not the dilemma. Shes told me as her sister a while back that her boyfriend has a problem. Limp Dick. She always has to be the one on top or he goes limp. She can't ride him or rub because he goes limp. He can't be on top because he goes limp She has to bounce up and down for 15 seconds and then he busts a stale one. I didn't have the heart to tell her, "bitch, he thinks yo fat and busted that's why he can't get sexually aroused by you." But she always compares him to her ex. Do I go to their level thats about 12 and tell him to his face and fuk up the only thing in her life? Or do I run far far away from both their mentally challanged issues? My scorpiotic nature is lusting for revenge, but then again thats MY fuked up Sister. I'm in a jam.

Dilemma - ntype - 11-14-2005

get your own flat they seem both fucked in the brain, I woudn't have stayed one more second after the ice tea poisoning, not counting that putting vinegar in hot oil is quite the best solution to make huge spills

Dilemma - Slurker - 11-14-2005

ntype Wrote:get your own flat they seem both fucked in the brain, I woudn't have stayed one more second after the ice tea poisoning, not counting that putting vinegar in hot oil is quite the best solution to make huge spills

All this happened recently. But yeah, I'm out and of course she denies everything. What do you mean though? Does it blow up?

Dilemma - ntype - 11-14-2005

Slurker Wrote:All this happened recently. But yeah, I'm out and of course she denies everything. What do you mean though? Does it blow up?

yeah basically vinegar is composed of water and hot oil with water creates nasty spills, apart giving your food the flavor of some hungarian speciality.

Anyhow it was their way to tell you "we need to live only together to achieve in the creation of our slum, so now go away so we could put some random things found on the streets all over the place".

Dilemma - Michman - 11-14-2005

I'd have been gone along time ago...sister or no sister. As far as the limp dick issue...He deserves that for being an asshole.

Dilemma - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 11-14-2005

You should hit them up for a threesome.

Dilemma - Slurker - 11-14-2005

ntype Wrote:yeah basically vinegar is composed of water and hot oil with water creates nasty spills, apart giving your food the flavor of some hungarian speciality.

Anyhow it was their way to tell you "we need to live only together to achieve in the creation of our slum, so now go away so we could put some random things found on the streets all over the place".

I knew about the flavor, but I didn't know it would spill. Luckily it smelled strong and I caught it before I used it. You're smart.
Her boyfriend lives with his mommy and daddy and freeloads off of me and her at the apartment.

Dilemma - Slurker - 11-14-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:You should hit them up for a threesome.

He's ugly.

Dilemma - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 11-14-2005

Slurker Wrote:He's ugly.

Is your sis hot?

Dilemma - Slurker - 11-14-2005

Michman Wrote:I'd have been gone along time ago...sister or no sister. As far as the limp dick issue...He deserves that for being an asshole.

Yeah, she was my bestfriend growing up. I'm taking it pretty hard on the inside. But thanks! I think I'll talk to him this evening when I get my stuff.

Dilemma - Slurker - 11-14-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Is your sis hot?

If you like the asian girl with small eyes, big lips and a big ass. But she got fat. A fat asian girl is like a black man that can't play basketball.

Dilemma - ntype - 11-14-2005

aww that's bad, yeah too bad that you sis is now going perverted but she needs to make her own errors (or hit the bottom...)

Dilemma - Slurker - 11-14-2005

ntype Wrote:aww that's bad, yeah too bad that you sis is now going perverted but she needs to make her own errors (or hit the bottom...)

Alot of people have been telling me that. She stupid and just needs a good fuck.

Dilemma - ntype - 11-14-2005

Slurker Wrote:Alot of people have been telling me that. She stupid and just needs a good fuck.

I don't want to be mean but if the dude's got a limp dick... it's not going to make the run.

Dilemma - Bill - 11-14-2005

I say scratch your asshole with their toothbrush to get even..pick up your shit and move out. cut ties with the bitch and find yourself a dood or chick whatever your preference maybe....you'll be much better off.

Dilemma - Slurker - 11-14-2005

Bill Wrote:I say scratch your asshole with their toothbrush to get even..pick up your shit and move out. cut ties with the bitch and find yourself a dood or chick whatever your preference maybe....you'll be much better off.

But my asshole tastes good, that's like rewarding them. I have moved out and I'm getting a house next month. The lease was supposed to end at the end of the month and that's when I was planning on moving. But then the confrontation happened. I do have a dood to fuck, but I don't need him to make my decisions or give me an identity. I hate girls like that. Thanks for the wise words though.

Dilemma - Bill - 11-14-2005

Slurker Wrote:But my asshole tastes good, that's like rewarding them. I have moved out and I'm getting a house next month. The lease was supposed to end at the end of the month and that's when I was planning on moving. But then the confrontation happened. I do have a dood to fuck, but I don't need him to make my decisions or give me an identity. I hate girls like that. Thanks for the wise words though.

I ment as a hobby.

Dilemma - Slurker - 11-14-2005

Bill Wrote:I ment as a hobby.

You're right, I think I would be happier with more fuk in my life. And it would be fine and none of my business if that shit wasn't in my own house. I'm quite obsessive about materialistic things. So, that's the revenge that I could only think of.

Dilemma - Bill - 11-14-2005

Slurker Wrote:You're right, I think I would be happier with more fuk in my life. And it would be fine and none of my business if that shit wasn't in my own house. I'm quite obsessive about materialistic things. So, that's the revenge that I could only think of.

you could always put a little concrete mix in the flour jar..it'll have them shitting bricks in a few days.

Dilemma - Slurker - 11-14-2005

Bill Wrote:you could always put a little concrete mix in the flour jar..it'll have them shitting bricks in a few days.

Ya know the sad part is, I would've done that in a heartbeat now when before i wouldn't. But they're fat fucks who eat out all the time. They're gluttonous slime that live paycheck to paycheck.