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I Wish I Were a Female - cLaY - 11-10-2005

that way my sex drive would be shit and I wouldn't have to keep getting caught with my hand on my cock. i swear to gawd i love my penis entirely too much, the thing is gonna kill me.

I Wish I Were a Female - PurpleHaze - 11-10-2005

cLaY Wrote:that way my sex drive would be shit and I wouldn't have to keep getting caught with my hand on my cock. i swear to gawd i love my penis entirely too much, the thing is gonna kill me.

Has your wife ever caught you jacking off?

I Wish I Were a Female - Bill - 11-10-2005

cLaY Wrote:that way my sex drive would be shit and I wouldn't have to keep getting caught with my hand on my cock. i swear to gawd i love my penis entirely too much, the thing is gonna kill me.

watch out were you point that thing...you never know when it might go off.

I Wish I Were a Female - Anhil8tor - 11-10-2005

PurpleHaze Wrote:Has your wife ever caught you jacking off?


My wife has never.. but my mom did on several occasions

I Wish I Were a Female - cLaY - 11-10-2005

no, but she's usually not home. i think she's has some what of a clue. I masturbate 3 times a day on the weekends and I have to fake an orgasm because I can't cum.

I Wish I Were a Female - Anhil8tor - 11-10-2005

cLaY Wrote:no, but she's usually not home. i think she's has some what of a clue. I masturbate 3 times a day on the weekends and I have to fake an orgasm because I can't cum.


Funniest skit chris rock did was on jacking off..

I Wish I Were a Female - Bill - 11-10-2005

cLaY Wrote:no, but she's usually not home. i think she's has some what of a clue. I masturbate 3 times a day on the weekends and I have to fake an orgasm because I can't cum.

ever hear of salt peter?..you could drown her in man spray after saving up for a week.

I Wish I Were a Female - fem - 11-10-2005

Ahem, Clay, I'm a girl and I am a fucking nympho.

I Wish I Were a Female - Fairiedust - 11-10-2005

cLaY Wrote:that way my sex drive would be shit and I wouldn't have to keep getting caught with my hand on my cock. i swear to gawd i love my penis entirely too much, the thing is gonna kill me.



Sorry dude just because we're women doesn't mean we have dried up sex drives.:blink: ...we could do it and like to do it more times a day then you could in 3....so stop whining and keep wanking...

I Wish I Were a Female - Krazee Eyed Killa - 11-10-2005

fem Wrote:Ahem, Clay, I'm a girl and I am a fucking nympho.


I think I love you.

Post of the day. Thanks for making this lurking worthwhile.

I Wish I Were a Female - cLaY - 11-10-2005

Krazee Eyed Killa Wrote:I think I love you.

Post of the day. Thanks for making this lurking worthwhile.

back up off my Kool Aid

I Wish I Were a Female - fem - 11-10-2005

Fairiedust Wrote:Sorry dude just because we're women doesn't mean we have dried up sex drives.:blink: ...we could do it and like to do it more times a day then you could in 3....so stop whining and keep wanking...

Amen.

I Wish I Were a Female - Anhil8tor - 11-10-2005

any idea if enzyte would work on the female?

I Wish I Were a Female - cLaY - 11-10-2005

Fairiedust Wrote:Sorry dude just because we're women doesn't mean we have dried up sex drives.:blink: ...we could do it and like to do it more times a day then you could in 3....so stop whining and keep wanking...

there's a reason i'm pron star material.

I Wish I Were a Female - Fairiedust - 11-10-2005

Anhil8tor Wrote:any idea if enzyte would work on the female?


wanna try?:wub:

I Wish I Were a Female - Anhil8tor - 11-10-2005

Fairiedust Wrote:wanna try?:wub:


Yeah I was thinking of slipping some in the wifeys food at night.. maybe mix enzyte, horny goat weed and yohimbe..

I Wish I Were a Female - Fairiedust - 11-10-2005

Anhil8tor Wrote:Yeah I was thinking of slipping some in the wifeys food at night.. maybe mix enzyte, horny goat weed and yohimbe..


horny goat weed won't work....the yohimbe might perk her up a little i hear.....there's new options out there for women ...never looked into them though...no need:mellow:

I Wish I Were a Female - Krazee Eyed Killa - 11-10-2005

cLaY Wrote:back up off my Kool Aid


Sorry man. I didn't recognize that you were internet macking on fem.

*shuts door and leaves quietly*

I Wish I Were a Female - Bill - 11-10-2005

I feel your pain Clay. I used to have to jack it just to get to sleep at night...but now not so much...Mrs. Bill's sex drive comes and goes...although she did give me a BJ for no reason last Saturday while I was standing on a ladder installing lights in the bathroom....

I Wish I Were a Female - cLaY - 11-10-2005

Bill Wrote:I feel your pain Clay. I used to have to jack it just to get to sleep at night...but now not so much...Mrs. Bill's sex drive comes and goes...although she did give me a BJ for no reason last Saturday while I was standing on a ladder installing lights in the bathroom....

I'm thinking I might have to start a contest ala Seinfeld against myself.

Should we start a thread or start a bookie on how long I go without jacking myself off?