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Oli Dogg vs Flumper - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 11-10-2005

I like sugar, and I like tea. But I don't like wiggers, no Siree
Theres two lone things that will make me puke,
thats a hog eatin slop and a wanna be spook

You know it cause I show it like a rooster I will crow it
And ol' Flump gonna run you cause of the wigger hatin' me

Roses are red, and Violets are blue,
and wiggers ain't black you know thats true.
But they don't mind cause what the heck
you can be a cracker and get a Welfare check
and I'm broke no joke I ain't gotta nickel for a coke
and I ain't Oli you see so Uncle Sam won't help a poor wigger hatin' me

Jiggaboo Oli Dogg where are you.
I am here on the woodpile watching you.
Jiggaboo Oli Dogg come out.
Naw sir I scar'd of the White Man way down South
You know it cause I show it stick your cracker head out and I'll blow it
and the CIA can't keep you away from little ol wiggerhatin' me

Mirror Mirror on the wall who is worst cracker of them all.
A boy named Oli it ain't no doubt,
and he's causin lots of trouble with his kangaroo mouth.
The ruin that he's a doing is caused by the trouble hes a brewin'
And ol Flump's gonna win if you just stick with wigger hatin' me

Werd!

Oli Dogg vs Flumper - Shadrach - 11-10-2005

Werd! Nice touch. Makes it sound more authentic.

Oli Dogg vs Flumper - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 11-10-2005

Shadrach Wrote:Werd! Nice touch. Makes it sound more authentic.
Thanks.

Oli Dogg vs Flumper - snarg - 11-10-2005

should have quit while you were ahead, flumpster
this ain't good

Oli Dogg vs Flumper - Shadrach - 11-10-2005

Throw a 'recognize' in there somewhere too. And after you hit submit do that funny little pose that all the dawgs seem to strike these days.

Oli Dogg vs Flumper - Major Private - 11-10-2005

This thread made me fucking bust the fuck out laffin!! RACK flump:loool:

Oli Dogg vs Flumper - Oli-dogg - 11-10-2005

Hey Flumper Barfluster-slob, what's that in your gob?
Is it chicken, pizza or Dons little knob?
Whatever it is, I think it's playing tonsil hockey
Wait a sec, it's my fist - I've just thumped this knob-jockey

Suck up the sugar, suck up the tea
You're gonna need a straw if you wanna battle me
I'll knock out your teeth, like I'm a dentist playing dominoes
Both rows, who knows, you could suck while Don blows?

We'll see how it goes, but you'll have to wear clothes
You can't expose your fat-rolls, to be one of my ho's
I suppose Flumper's 'Ill' - but that's literally not lyrically
You're the hog eating slop, so stop spewing and spit-at-me

Oh I see you just did, but those words won't win the fight
I'm not polite when I recite and strike, leave you crowing all night
They're laughing AT you, not WITH you Flump, that rhyme was a flunk
Go take a jump little punk, or get slam-dunked in my trunk

If I'm a kangaroo, why do YOU have the pouch?
Open your belly and no doubt, ten joey's would hop out
You've lost this bout, but still give me some gratitude
I've re-adjusted your attitude, shown you some rhymes of high altitude

Mirror mirror, hung sideways in Flumps hall-way
You're still too narrow for him to watch his balls-sway
Cause his stomachs too fat, and his testes too miniscule
You thought I meant you had big balls for a minute there, didn't you?
:loool:

Oli-dogg has finished-you, as fast as you can scoff down your dinner
Flump got trumped like a beginner, now bow down to the winner! :praise:

Oli Dogg vs Flumper - Don - 11-10-2005

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I like sugar, and I like tea. But I don't like wiggers, no Siree
Theres two lone things that will make me puke,
thats a hog eatin slop and a wanna be spook

You know it cause I show it like a rooster I will crow it
And ol' Flump gonna run you cause of the wigger hatin' me

Roses are red, and Violets are blue,
and wiggers ain't black you know thats true.
But they don't mind cause what the heck
you can be a cracker and get a Welfare check
and I'm broke no joke I ain't gotta nickel for a coke
and I ain't Oli you see so Uncle Sam won't help a poor wigger hatin' me

Jiggaboo Oli Dogg where are you.
I am here on the woodpile watching you.
Jiggaboo Oli Dogg come out.
Naw sir I scar'd of the White Man way down South
You know it cause I show it stick your cracker head out and I'll blow it
and the CIA can't keep you away from little ol wiggerhatin' me

Mirror Mirror on the wall who is worst cracker of them all.
A boy named Oli it ain't no doubt,
and he's causin lots of trouble with his kangaroo mouth.
The ruin that he's a doing is caused by the trouble hes a brewin'
And ol Flump's gonna win if you just stick with wigger hatin' me

Werd!


I think there is a low again stealing other peoples work FLump....... David Allen Coe is gonna be pissed over this one.

Oli Dogg vs Flumper - Dino - 11-10-2005

he might have been if he wrote it. next

Oli Dogg vs Flumper - Don - 11-10-2005

Damn drunk typing is always bad......... Also provide documentation that proves that David Allen Coe had nothing to do with the original making of "nigger hatin' me". Thanks.

Edit.-- Good job on the werd filter for the N-bomb leeman.

It's the original songs name not tryign to display any racism here.

Oli Dogg vs Flumper - Dino - 11-10-2005

johnny rebel aka c.j.trahan was born in 1938 and wrote and recorded this song in 1954 in nashville. coe was in a county jail in texas at the time.







google is a wonderful thing.

Oli Dogg vs Flumper - Don - 11-10-2005

Thanks I was just to lazy to google it.

I think they both would be pissed mind you.

Oli Dogg vs Flumper - PurpleHaze - 11-10-2005

Oli-dogg Wrote:If I'm a kangaroo, why do YOU have the pouch?
Open your belly and no doubt, ten joey's would hop out


Mirror mirror, hung sideways in Flumps hall-way
You're still too narrow for him to watch his balls-sway
:loool:

That's some funny shit. You guys need to recognize!

Oli Dogg vs Flumper - cLaY - 11-10-2005

so is it the "IN" think now to throw around wi66er? just aksin'

Oli Dogg vs Flumper - Intrusion - 05-04-2006

cLaY Wrote:so is it the "IN" think now to throw around wi66er? just aksin'
Intrusion is in the cool "IN" gang. Does that make me a wi66er? I'm also in your dome. Just sayin'