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Short but still funney - ntype - 11-02-2005

A few years ago I was at one party (drunk)
I met some chick, so things finish like we are supposed to finish and I start fucking her.

The only thing is that I was drunk and had some trouble staying in feets, so we start the stuff, I eat her box, she lick my stuff.

At some moment I propose to change it to "doggy style", so the chick puts in position on the bed, myself I move on the bed to put myself behind and stuff.

The only problem is that I was more drunk that I thought so at this very moment were I'm supposed to hotplug my connector I lose my balance (I was in some improbable position) and fall on the ground. All that happenned in one second like "ok positionning" then everything goes wrong like all your muscles loses coordination or if some kind of spirit pushes you in the back.

She ask me "are you okay ?" and I answer

"mmh yeah I think there's a hole in the bed, wait I come back I'll have another drink".

And I really did that, I went to have another drink and finished the matter.

I will always remember the face she made when I felt on the ground.
I never saw her again; I suppose she didn't liked my drinking pause.

Short but still funney - SanDog - 11-02-2005

What means "Staying in feets."?

Short but still funney - Anhil8tor - 11-02-2005

hey bill


there is no e in funny

Short but still funney - ntype - 11-02-2005

SanDog Wrote:What means "Staying in feets."?

it's quite a litteral traduction of what I would have said.

Anhil8tor Wrote:hey bill
there is no e in funny

I know but this way it's funnier. :d

Short but still funney - cLaY - 11-02-2005

ntype Wrote:"mmh yeah I think there's a hole in the bed, wait I come back I'll have another drink".

RACK all this...great story

Short but still funney - ntype - 11-03-2005

cLaY Wrote:RACK all this...great story

(x) go get pussy and stuff...if you try.

Short but still funney - Blueeyedwoman - 11-03-2005

Funny! Good story, N.

Short but still funney - ntype - 11-03-2005

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Funny! Good story, N.

yeah thanks...I'll send you some cryogenized sperm if you want to breed a new race of super humans