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My nephew just called - Jdub - 10-29-2005

......and told me his girlfriend is pregnant. He's only seventeen. He was asking me for advice. Do you think me telling him to find the nearest flight of stairs was a bit harsh?

Yes, I'm serious!!

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My nephew just called - NinjaBassist - 10-29-2005

:lmao: Perfect advice for someone wanting up to fuck up their younger years.

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My nephew just called - ntype - 10-29-2005

propose him two future :
- studies and then working in a big office having 3 secretaries

or

- working at Wallmart keeping a baby.

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My nephew just called - Hamcannon - 10-29-2005

that whooshing sound is his 20s going right down the toilet...

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My nephew just called - Jdub - 10-31-2005

I was talking with my wife about it. I made the comment that they should have an abortion. She got a little upset at me for saying that. I'm not saying that it is right, but here was my argument. Society will let you bury yourself just so you can appear to be politically correct. It isn't a matter of right or wrong, it is a "legal" alternative! I am actually against abortion, but it is a "legal" way to solve a problem.

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My nephew just called - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 10-31-2005

Tell him that you don't have any advice. Just let him know that you have $1,000 if he needs it. He just needs to know what options are available.

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My nephew just called - Bill - 10-31-2005

I say if you bought the kid a shop vac and a coat hanger for christmas he'd be eternally gratefull.

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My nephew just called - Anhil8tor - 10-31-2005

Fuck that kid...

If he wasn't competent enough to but on a rubber at the time.. then let him ruin his life. It is the only way he will learn the lesson. I bet he covers up from now on.

War being 35 with an 18 year old!

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My nephew just called - TomFoolery - 10-31-2005

Anhil8tor Wrote:Fuck that kid...

If he wasn't competent enough to but on a rubber at the time.. then let him ruin his life. It is the only way he will learn the lesson. I bet he covers up from now on.

War being 35 with an 18 year old!

2nd. Dumbass.

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My nephew just called - Bill - 10-31-2005

rules to live by No. 6

Never leave the responciblity of birth control entirely up to your woman....she will fuck you over.

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