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Are you American - NinjaBassist - 10-13-2005

I'm in
]As you may know, it's a sin for a Taliban male to see a woman other than his wife, naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So this Saturday at 4 P.M. eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to weed out any terrorists in your neighborhood. Circling the block for one hour is suggested for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove they are not Taliban, and to show support for American women. Since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six pack beside your seat is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The U S government appreciates your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

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Are you American - Don - 10-13-2005

Damn....Can we include Canadian Women too??

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Are you American - NinjaBassist - 10-13-2005

Yes with the exception of French Canadians. No one likes an unpelted beaver

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Are you American - Don - 10-13-2005

Agreed.

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