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Exactly how much wood would - leucetios - 10-02-2005

a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

An article in the Wall Street Journal reported on the work of New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas, who found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds. We are pleased to know this, of course. But it sure isn't easy to fit into a snappy verse.

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Exactly how much wood would - Sneezy - 10-02-2005

Union woodchux chuk 500. Vote Republican.

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Exactly how much wood would - leucetios - 10-02-2005

Sneezy Wrote:Union woodchux chuk 500. Vote Republican.

Union woodchux what smoke chuck 430. Smoke breaks every 15 minutes.

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Exactly how much wood would - Sneezy - 10-02-2005

leucetios Wrote:Union woodchux what smoke chuck 430. Smoke breaks every 15 minutes.

I can get scab Cuhx in there to do 600 for less pay and no bennys. Yeah, they don't speak English, so what?

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Exactly how much wood would - leucetios - 10-02-2005

Sneezy Wrote:I can get scab Cuhx in there to do 600 for less pay and no bennys. Yeah, they don't speak English, so what?

how many broken ribs would a scab chuck nurse if a scab chuck crosses the fucking picket line?

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Exactly how much wood would - Sneezy - 10-02-2005

leucetios Wrote:how many broken ribs would a scab chuck nurse if a scab chuck crosses the fucking picket line?

Um, I was told there wouldn't be any math :mellow:

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