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My Wife and Daughter are leaving town for a week - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 09-30-2005
Please list things here that I should do while she is gone. Thanks.
My Wife and Daughter are leaving town for a week - Anhil8tor - 09-30-2005
Get rid of the gay porn collection.. you are lucky she hasn't found it yet. Don't take anymore chances.
Call up Beau and you guys go have a few beers together.
Stop by Baby Dolls and drop a few dollars.. maybe eat the Legs and Eggs Buffet..
My Wife and Daughter are leaving town for a week - Blondie - 09-30-2005
Fly to California.
My Wife and Daughter are leaving town for a week - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 09-30-2005
Anhil8tor Wrote:Get rid of the gay porn collection.. you are lucky she hasn't found it yet. Don't take anymore chances.Beau's available? Thanks.
Call up Beau and you guys go have a few beers together.
Stop by Baby Dolls and drop a few dollars.. maybe eat the Legs and Eggs Buffet..
My Wife and Daughter are leaving town for a week - Anhil8tor - 09-30-2005
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Beau's available? Thanks.
I can get in touch with him for you.
Have you ever had the legs and eggs buffet?
My Wife and Daughter are leaving town for a week - TomFoolery - 09-30-2005
Kill yourself. Don't leave a suicide note.
My Wife and Daughter are leaving town for a week - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 09-30-2005
Anhil8tor Wrote:I can get in touch with him for you.It creeps me out a little that you know how to get in touch with him. I was just funning around with it, and it turns out you are serious. Gross.
Have you ever had the legs and eggs buffet?
No, never had the legs and eggs.
My Wife and Daughter are leaving town for a week - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 09-30-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:Kill yourself. Don't leave a suicide note.SRO. Thanks.
My Wife and Daughter are leaving town for a week - TomFoolery - 09-30-2005
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:SRO. Thanks.
Kill yourself. Don't leave a suicide note.
My Wife and Daughter are leaving town for a week - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 09-30-2005
TomFoolery Wrote:Kill yourself. Don't leave a suicide note.Now you're just being silly.
My Wife and Daughter are leaving town for a week - Anhil8tor - 09-30-2005
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:It creeps me out a little that you know how to get in touch with him. I was just funning around with it, and it turns out you are serious. Gross.
No, never had the legs and eggs.
I can get in touch with you too....
True story.. a friend and I went to Dallas a few years back.. we went to .. mm I think it was baby dolls...
we were drinking all night and around midnight or 1 am they do a free leggs and eggs buffet.. so my buddy goes up there and really loads up.. when the waitress walks by.. he asks her for a glass of milk.. she looks at him like he is crazy and asks.. do you really want a glass of mild?
he says yes.. i drink milk with breakfast.. she said we don't have milk.. and I have never been asked for milk at a strip club before..
so he got water.
My Wife and Daughter are leaving town for a week - SanDog - 09-30-2005
Anhil8tor Wrote:I can get in touch with you too....
True story.. a friend and I went to Dallas a few years back.. we went to .. mm I think it was baby dolls...
we were drinking all night and around midnight or 1 am they do a free leggs and eggs buffet.. so my buddy goes up there and really loads up.. when the waitress walks by.. he asks her for a glass of milk.. she looks at him like he is crazy and asks.. do you really want a glass of mild?
he says yes.. i drink milk with breakfast.. she said we don't have milk.. and I have never been asked for milk at a strip club before..
so he got water.
There had to be a post birthing skank at that time of the morning that could filled the brother a shot glass of teet juice.
My Wife and Daughter are leaving town for a week - Anhil8tor - 09-30-2005
Anhil8tor Wrote:I can get in touch with you too....
True story.. a friend and I went to Dallas a few years back.. we went to .. mm I think it was baby dolls...
we were drinking all night and around midnight or 1 am they do a free leggs and eggs buffet.. so my buddy goes up there and really loads up.. when the waitress walks by.. he asks her for a glass of milk.. she looks at him like he is crazy and asks.. do you really want a glass of mild?
he says yes.. i drink milk with breakfast.. she said we don't have milk.. and I have never been asked for milk at a strip club before..
so he got water.
This story sucks ass..
I can't believe I posted it.
My Wife and Daughter are leaving town for a week - SanDog - 09-30-2005
Anhil8tor Wrote:This story sucks ass..
I can't believe I posted it.
But my response was $$$.
My Wife and Daughter are leaving town for a week - Anhil8tor - 09-30-2005
SanDog Wrote:But my response was $$$.
Yes that was when I realized my stories are funnier in my head.
My Wife and Daughter are leaving town for a week - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 09-30-2005
Anhil8tor Wrote:This story sucks ass..I was looking for a picture of the dude in stripes when they were sitting around the barracks talking to Sgt Hulker and he says, "You guys are great. Its the stories you tell.........."
I can't believe I posted it.
That's when I stumbled upon the pic file that I posted in the other thread.
My Wife and Daughter are leaving town for a week - WoolyGoat - 09-30-2005
Bill Wrote:Made me wonder....Question answered.
Is Flumper Married? I don't believe he's ever said.