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I Threw Up All Over The Bathroom At Work - TomFoolery - 09-26-2005

I'm fighting a cold that has me coughing non-stop. This morning I figured I'd rock the dip; I coughed really bad just as I was about to gum it and I ended up spitting half of it all over my desk and somehow inahling the other half. That made my stomach feel like shit. I was still coughing my head off while cleaning up my desk, and motherfuckers are asking if I was dying--so I head to the bathroom to chill out for a minute.

This dirty retarded co-worker of mine lumbers out of the shitter just as I'm about to enter. He took a huge dump that left chunks AND autographs all over the bowl, he didn't wash his hands, and he didn't spray air freshener at all. So I'm in this stinky bathroom trying to fight the projectile vomit feeling because of the dip I swallowed, and this horrible stench and mini turd that is stuck above the toilet's waterline are the only things I can think about.

I fucking threw up all over the place. Toilet, walls, trash can, everything.

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I Threw Up All Over The Bathroom At Work - BIRD33 - 09-26-2005

Whats the upside to dip?I smoked cigs for a bit but I never could understand why you'd want to suck on that shit.

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I Threw Up All Over The Bathroom At Work - TomFoolery - 09-26-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:Whats the upside to dip?I smoked cigs for a bit but I never could understand why you'd want to suck on that shit.

Upside? Getting a tobacco fix while being able to work. Unless you spit half of it all over your desk of course.

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I Threw Up All Over The Bathroom At Work - cLaY - 09-26-2005

if you swallowed Skoal I will call you a pussy...it was Cope I'll say T&Ps.

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I Threw Up All Over The Bathroom At Work - BIRD33 - 09-26-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:Upside? Getting a tobacco fix while being able to work. Unless you spit half of it all over your desk of course.

Oh I see.

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I Threw Up All Over The Bathroom At Work - TomFoolery - 09-26-2005

cLaY Wrote:if you swallowed Skoal I will call you a pussy...it was Cope I'll say T&Ps.

It was Skoal. I'm a pussy.

On a side note, I saw a tin on the sidewalk in front of my palce that had a 49¢ price tag on it. If I buy you a tin will you rock that shit?

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I Threw Up All Over The Bathroom At Work - cLaY - 09-26-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:It was Skoal. I'm a pussy.

On a side note, I saw a tin on the sidewalk in front of my palce that had a 49¢ price tag on it. If I buy you a tin will you rock that shit?

you know me, i'll stick anything in my mouth

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