So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend

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So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - cLaY - 09-06-2005

my sisters boyfriend is holding it at his house and one of my groomsmen is lining up the strippers, two blondes, fake tits, bangin' bodies who have put on toy shows in the past. i might lick some box if presented to me...and maybe i can stick my dick in something.

my "best man" :roll: dropped the ball and didn't plan shit, so i guess i'm lucky anything is taking place. i'll probably get too drunk and pass out before i see anything resembling a vagina.

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - BIRD33 - 09-06-2005

Do not lick their box.

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - VitaminE - 09-06-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:Do not lick their box.

Arguably the worst advice ever given.

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - cLaY - 09-06-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:Do not lick their box.

I may blow her away with my salad tossing skills and get the nod to stick my cock in something, its a win-win situation.

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - Bill - 09-06-2005

cLaY Wrote:my sisters boyfriend is holding it at his house and one of my groomsmen is lining up the strippers, two blondes, fake tits, bangin' bodies who have put on toy shows in the past. i might lick some box if presented to me...and maybe i can stick my dick in something.

my "best man" :roll: dropped the ball and didn't plan shit, so i guess i'm lucky anything is taking place. i'll probably get too drunk and pass out before i see anything resembling a vagina.

dood, I can get the wife's uncles to take ya to a gay bath house...

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - TomFoolery - 09-06-2005

Poker? Golf? Cookout?

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - cLaY - 09-06-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:Poker? Golf? Cookout?

poker...possiblity

golf...also possibilty, though i can't count on some of the guys to front my 18.

cookout...see "golf"

as you can see, i'm pretty disappointed in my so called friends.

all of you are invited to my less than EPOCK party, as always.

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - TomFoolery - 09-06-2005

cLaY Wrote:poker...possiblity

golf...also possibilty, though i can't count on some of the guys to front my 18.

cookout...see "golf"

as you can see, i'm pretty disappointed in my so called friends.

all of you are invited to my less than EPOCK party, as always.

Is there a possibility they're just fucking with you and actually have some $$$ shit lined up? If not, that pretty much sucks. Except for the strippers part.

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - BIRD33 - 09-06-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Arguably the worst advice ever given.

Ever been to one of those bachlor parties were $25 gets you 10 minutes alone in the bathroom?Its a mess down there,I dont care how hot she is.

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - cLaY - 09-06-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:Is there a possibility they're just fucking with you and actually have some $$$ shit lined up? If not, that pretty much sucks. Except for the strippers part.

Sadly, I doubt I'm in for a surprise...

I thought it was planned for this saturday, which was the night of the ol' ladies. Evening rolled around and I was on my couch smoking joints. Luckily two of my buddies are still stand up guys even though I don't see them much. They got everything planned out, and my sisters boyfriend really stepped up. Needless to say, I reevaluted who my fliends are over the weekend.

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - cLaY - 09-06-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:Ever been to one of those bachlor parties were $25 gets you 10 minutes alone in the bathroom?Its a mess down there,I dont care how hot she is.

Do you get your nut, thats the only important thing right?

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - VitaminE - 09-06-2005

cLaY Wrote:Do you get your nut, thats the only important thing right?

Clay we're on the same wave length. Do what you can to get Bird33 to negotiate a connection.

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - BIRD33 - 09-06-2005

cLaY Wrote:Do you get your nut, thats the only important thing right?

I wouldnt go down on a stripper and Ive dated (fucked) strippers.I wouldnt put a dollar bill in my mouth because of germs but Im going to lick some chicks vag thats got dollar bills stuffed up it?No way.Everything else Im down with.

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - cLaY - 09-06-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:I wouldnt go down on a stripper and Ive dated (fucked) strippers.I wouldnt put a dollar bill in my mouth because of germs but Im going to lick some chicks vag thats got dollar bills stuffed up it?No way.Everything else Im down with.

Cool...so tossing salad is fair game?

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - BIRD33 - 09-06-2005

cLaY Wrote:Cool...so tossing salad is fair game?

Im not licking below waist high.May I suggest a BTK themed bachlor party?

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - Banana - 09-06-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:Im not licking below waist high.May I suggest a BTK themed bachlor party?

That's fucking funny. And, I'm with Bird33. No way I'm licking stripper pussy.

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - ntype - 09-06-2005

Banana Wrote:That's fucking funny. And, I'm with Bird33. No way I'm licking stripper pussy.

tried once, the pole gives a unwanted metallic taste.

go lick the pole it's cheaper and you get to know "all the neighboorhood at once".

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 09-06-2005

If you are going for insertion with the stripper, keep in mind that you are going to have to cough up a pretty good egg yolk to grease that scrub board of hers.

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - cLaY - 09-06-2005

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:If you are going for insertion with the stripper, keep in mind that you are going to have to cough up a pretty good egg yolk to grease that scrub board of hers.

I figure I'll throw out the line "Will you be the last vagina I fuck for the rest of my life?" Should be golden...

So my not-so-EPOCK bachelor party is this weekend - ntype - 09-06-2005

cLaY Wrote:I figure I'll throw out the line "Will you be the last vagina I fuck for the rest of my life?" Should be golden...

luckily you aren't a psychopatch otherwise you'll have said something like :

PsychoCLaY Wrote:I figure I'll throw out the line "Will you be the last vagina I fuck until my wife still alive?" Should be golden...