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Ode to a shit - Jdub - 09-05-2005

My shit logs are big and hard as hell.
The longer I wait the bigger they swell.
I sometimes wait for over a week.
Until I can't even close my cheeks.
Then the time to shit arrives.
If I were a cat I'd lose 6 lives.
If a horse tried to shit this it would probably kill it.
And if I shit in the tub it would probably fill it.
I look in the toilet and I start to get sick.
It looks like I shit out King Kong's dick.

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