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a bear and the rabbit - lamesh - 08-30-2005

bear an a rabbit caught a gold fish. the fish told them to let her go, if they do, she will grant them both three wishes.

first goes the bear. i want to be irresistible to all female bears, poof-he gets it
rabbit says: i want a nice helmet. bear asked him what for, but bunny won't say.poof-he gets the helmet

bear asks for a biggest cock a bear can have.poof-fish gave him the cock
rabbit says: give me a fast motorcycle. bear says: rabbit, you're an idiot.but the rabbit got the bike

now the last wish. bear asked for a forest full of female bears, and he got it.
rabbit thinks for a couple seconds and says: i wish the bear is gay, sits on a bike and drives away.

hope you think of this as a funny joke

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a bear and the rabbit - SporK - 08-30-2005

Leave the forum.

-Spork

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a bear and the rabbit - lamesh - 08-30-2005

what the hell is wrong with you, man? why do you have to go and spoil everyone's fun? and if you're not an administrator, get the hell out of my thread

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a bear and the rabbit - SporK - 08-30-2005

I am a mean guy and your joke sucks hard shit.

-Spork

P.s. I am an administrator.

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a bear and the rabbit - lamesh - 09-02-2005

i don't give a shit if you were george f'in w bush himself. you can suck hard shit i dumped an hour ago. go fuck yourself somewhere. stupid retard. you can kick me out of here a million times, but i'll just keep comin back. and someday, whean you least expect it, i am gonna crash your forum like it never existed. but it will happen only if you keep messing with me, so...
leave the people alone. meaning of forums is freedom of speech/writing.
greetings from lamesh

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a bear and the rabbit - SporK - 09-02-2005

lamesh Wrote:i don't give a shit if you were george f'in w bush himself. you can suck hard shit i dumped an hour ago. go fuck yourself somewhere. stupid retard. you can kick me out of here a million times, but i'll just keep comin back. and someday, whean you least expect it, i am gonna crash your forum like it never existed. but it will happen only if you keep messing with me, so...
leave the people alone. meaning of forums is freedom of speech/writing.
greetings from lamesh

Don't crash my forum, Dr.death! I will be forced to ban you.

-Spork

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