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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? - Fairiedust - 08-15-2005

[size=3]Southern Republican, is my tenative answer...[/size]



Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?[b] [/b]

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?

What does my wife think?
What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would[b] [/b]Discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a Consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

[b]BANG![/b]

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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click.....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! Click
[b]Southern Republicans daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the[/b][b]Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"[/b]

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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-15-2005

wasn't this just posted a few days ago?

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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? - Fairiedust - 08-15-2005

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:wasn't this just posted a few days ago?

didn't see it...hmmmmcratch: and i'd use Teflon tips when possible...

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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-15-2005

Fairiedust Wrote:didn't see it...hmmmmcratch:

maybe another bored.

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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? - ntype - 08-15-2005

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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? - Tribal Dragon - 08-15-2005

So does this mean your a redneck, with a mullet and no front teeth?

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