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The Worm - Hambone - 04-02-2004

An old man and his grandson are enjoying the sunshine in
the backyard. The boy spots a worm sticking its nose out of
the ground so he pulls it out.

His annoyed grandfather says, "You shouldn't have done
that. Now that worm is exposed and it will die from the heat
of the sun or be eaten by a bird."

The kid is crestfallen and so the grandfather tells him that
he'll give him a dollar if he can figure out a way to get the
worm back into the ground.

The kid thinks for a minute and runs off to the house. He
returns a short while later carrying a can of spray starch.
He holds up the worm and sprays it with the starch, then
shoves the worm back into its hole and collects his dollar.

The next morning, the boy is playing out in the backyard. His
grandfather walks over to him and hands him a fifty dollar
bill, and says, "That's from your grandmother! That starch
works wonders!"

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The Worm - Suicide Jim - 04-02-2004

wouldn't that itch really bad?

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The Worm - Velvet - 04-03-2004

:lmao: thats a good one

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