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Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - cLaY - 07-05-2005

I don't

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - Beaucephus - 07-05-2005

not with anyone here I don't Rolleyes

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - VitaminE - 07-05-2005

Beaucephus Wrote:not with anyone here I don't Rolleyes

Whatever, dude you can't PM VitE a story like that, then post shit like this.

Do you mind if I post it in the GF?

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - Beaucephus - 07-05-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Whatever, dude you can't PM VitE a story like that, then post shit like this.

Do you mind if I post it in the GF?

fucking tattle tell. :|

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - Blueeyedwoman - 07-05-2005

okay I'll go.

No sooner had I set up my lawn chair at water's edge and spread my beach towel over it, I leaned back and felt a sharp pinch on my right shoulder blade. Looking around, I spied a damn bee on the back of my chair.

Fukker stung me! There I was, minding my own business and the damn bee zapped me. I was pretty mad and said some naughty words out loud. A friend had to come over and get the stinger out, which hurt worse. I'm afraid more bad words were uttered.

There is still a red welt on my back. Asshole bee.

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - cLaY - 07-05-2005

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:okay I'll go.

No sooner had I set up my lawn chair at water's edge and spread my beach towel over it, I leaned back and felt a sharp pinch on my right shoulder blade. Looking around, I spied a damn bee on the back of my chair.

Fukker stung me! There I was, minding my own business and the damn bee zapped me. I was pretty mad and said some naughty words out loud. A friend had to come over and get the stinger out, which hurt worse. I'm afraid more bad words were uttered.

There is still a red welt on my back. Asshole bee.

I didn't read this

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - CT280 - 07-05-2005

i hate bees.

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - Beaucephus - 07-05-2005

It was fucking 102 degrees here yesterday. hung out at the pool, bbq'd and that about it. Hell drinking beer was even a bitch in that heat. :|

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - Bill - 07-05-2005

bout 30 people over to the house....lots of beer and grilled some burgers and stuff. Volley ball in the pool.. watched fireworks from the hot tub.

good times.

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - Anhil8tor - 07-05-2005

a few epic sex sessions with the wife..

hamburgers, ka-bobs, bbqed tuna, fireworks etc

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - TomFoolery - 07-05-2005

I went to the driving range and then watched Snatch and Slap Shot. It was a rather uneventful day that closed out my rather uneventful weekend.

P.S. I caught my Lotrimin Ultra laced foot on my workout shorts while putting them on yesterday, and some of it rubbed off on my balls. The shit kinda stung until I washed it off.

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - Blueeyedwoman - 07-05-2005

cLaY Wrote:I didn't read this


Yes, Clay, you did, and you loved it.

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - VitaminE - 07-05-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:I went to the driving range and then watched Snatch and Slap Shot. It was a rather uneventful day that closed out my rather uneventful weekend.

P.S. I caught my Lotrimin Ultra laced foot on my workout shorts while putting them on yesterday, and some of it rubbed off on my balls. The shit kinda stung until I washed it off.

FYI Gasoline stings too.

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - BIRD33 - 07-05-2005

anhil8tor Wrote:a few epic sex sessions with the wife..

hamburgers, ka-bobs, bbqed tuna, fireworks etc


Your wifes a freak.:blink:

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - Anhil8tor - 07-05-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:Your wifes a freak.:blink:


the .... was the end of that sentence

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - BIRD33 - 07-05-2005

Go fuck yourself is the beginning of this sentence.

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - Michman - 07-05-2005

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:okay I'll go.

No sooner had I set up my lawn chair at water's edge and spread my beach towel over it, I leaned back and felt a sharp pinch on my right shoulder blade. Looking around, I spied a damn bee on the back of my chair.

Fukker stung me! There I was, minding my own business and the damn bee zapped me. I was pretty mad and said some naughty words out loud. A friend had to come over and get the stinger out, which hurt worse. I'm afraid more bad words were uttered.

There is still a red welt on my back. Asshole bee.


Why didnt you look first?

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - Blueeyedwoman - 07-05-2005

Michman Wrote:Why didnt you look first?

Look first??? I'm supposed to be looking for random bees that have no business being down at the water? I mean are there any flowers to polinate there? No. Are there any hives to work in? No. That bee was out of line.

I believe I will write a letter to the city. There may be a lawsuit.

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - Odysseus - 07-05-2005

no

Care to Share Your Fourth of July Stories? - cLaY - 07-05-2005

Odysseus Wrote:no

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