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Only in Texas - Anhil8tor - 06-30-2005

>> > >>
>> > >>
>> > >> Pit-Bull Attack in Bryan, Texas
>> > >>
>> > >> An 8 year old boy was riding his bicycle in Bryan, Texas, when
>> > >> he saw his friend being attacked by a large pit bulldog. The boy
>
>> > >> jumped off his
>> > > bike,
>> > >> ran and jumped on the dog's back.
>> > >>
>> > >> After prying the vicious animal's teeth from his young friend's
>> > >> body,
>>he
>> > >> put the dog in a choke hold and held on until the dog was dead.
>> > >> The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and
>> > >> after
>> > > calling
>> > >> for the ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the young hero
>> > >> and said, "Son, that was one of the bravest things I have ever
>> > >> seen. You're
>>going
>> > > to
>> > >> make tomorrow's headlines. It will read: Texas A&M Fan is Hero;
>> > >> Risks His Life; Saves Young Friend From Vicious Pit Bull Attack.
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>> > >> The youngster
>> > > said,
>> > >> "That's nice, but I'm not a Texas A&M Fan".
>> > >>
>> > >> The editor said, "OK, then it will read: University of Texas Fan
>
>> > >> Saves Young Friend's Life in Pit-Bull Attack.
>> > >>
>> > >> The young man said, "But I'm not an University of Texas fan."
>> > >>
>> > >> The editor said, "OK, then it will read: Rice Fan Saves Friend's
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>> > >> Life
>> > >>
>> > >> Once again the young man interrupted, saying, "I'm not a Rice
>> > >> fan,
>> > > either."
>> > >>
>> > >> The editor, becoming somewhat irritated, asked, "Then, who is
>> > >> your
>> > > favorite
>> > >> team?"
>> > >>
>> > >> The kid replied with a big smile, "LSU"
>> > >>
>> > >> The next morning, the local newspaper headlines read:
>> > >>
>> > >> BELOVED FAMILY PET MURDERED BY LITTLE COONASS BASTARD.
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Only in Texas - Fairiedust - 06-30-2005

:blink: :lool:

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Only in Texas - Odysseus - 06-30-2005

:blink:

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