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Joke of teh day - Dr. Lecter - 06-29-2005

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy.... you explain the kids."

Joke of teh day - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 06-29-2005

Dr. Lecter Wrote:There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy.... you explain the kids."

heh.

Joke of teh day - Dr. Lecter - 06-29-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote::lool:
FTFY.
:finger:

Joke of teh day - ntype - 06-29-2005

funny one

Joke of teh day - CT280 - 06-29-2005

i'll give you 500,000 points not to do the "teh" bullshit anymore.

Joke of teh day - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 06-29-2005

Dr. Lecter Wrote:FTFY.
:finger:


Yeah I laughed. I will admit I actually forwarded it to my wife.

Joke of teh day - Odysseus - 06-29-2005

:loool:

Joke of teh day - Dr. Lecter - 06-29-2005

Cameltoe280 Wrote:i'll give you 500,000 points not to do the "teh" bullshit anymore.
In all seriousness it's a genuine typo practically every time, I swear. I will try not to, but it's more annoying to me to go back and fix it than it is to you to read it.
I am sorry. Will try to do better with it.

Joke of teh day - CT280 - 06-29-2005

Dr. Lecter Wrote:In all seriousness it's a genuine typo practically every time, I swear. I will try not to, but it's more annoying to me to go back and fix it than it is to you to read it.
I am sorry. Will try to do better with it.

nah, fuck it. i'm over it.