TAX TIME!! - Printable Version

TAX TIME!! - Printable Version

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TAX TIME!! - halfasleep - 03-30-2004

TAX POEM...April 15th is coming, folks!

<span style='color:red'>Tax his land, tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
Tax his work, tax his dirt.
Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
Teach him taxes are no joke.
Tax his car, tax his ass
Tax the roads he must pass.
Tax his tobacco, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his booze, tax his beers,
If he cries, tax his tears.
Tax his bills, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone, we won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!
Author Unknown </span></span>

TAX TIME!! - Velvet - 03-30-2004

That is oh so true .. they also tax the water we drink and because we pay pollution tax the air we breathe . I dont think that leaves anything else for them to take money off us for .....

TAX TIME!! - Mech - 03-30-2004

I used to get pissed off at taxes...

But..on 9/11/2001 the company I work for was directly affected by the vile scumbags responsible. It nearly went out of business, the owner was making payroll out of his own pocket. Then a couple months later or so the gov't pays out like 5 billion bucks to our industry and it literally kept the company goin..

So now I just get real irritated paying taxes, atleast I have a good job still that they can make me pay taxes on. Kinda like being married for me..Get to have a great wife but still have to deal with the in laws. Cry

TAX TIME!! - Bonkyboy - 03-30-2004

Shhhhh, the Conservative Fucktard Brigade will hear you and paint you as a FUCKING COMMIE!!!

TAX TIME!! - Beaucephus - 03-30-2004

Cry

I hate taxes. Cry

That is why my dead body would vote for a democrat. (no offense Bonky....well maybe a little) :dev: :dev: :dev: :dev:

TAX TIME!! - kitty - 03-30-2004

i already got my refund and paid off several credit cards....

i'm down to one, it's a good feeling.

it's actually sad, since my dad paid all my cards off for me not even a year and a half ago (i was an unemployed recent cellege grad).

TAX TIME!! - Hambone - 03-30-2004

Refund shit I have never seen a refund