So there I was... - Printable Version

So there I was... - Printable Version

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So there I was... - SanDog - 06-21-2005

Minding my own business. I had just pulled into town on the sub, and we were enjoying our first of many brewski's that evening. We were shooting pool having a good time. Pretty soon, some of the whores from "titty-bar" across the street start ambling in for the $10 all you can drink night.
My buddy and I were cleaning up, sharking the joint (mostly him, but hey, I contributed a little). The table was ours for about an hour, and the a couple of the "dancers" came over and put up their money.
We informed them that we were playing cash only, $20 a ball.
They were not interested.
But, since they were hot, we figured we would let them in the game.

So, they decide on a little distraction action. One comes over, sits on my lap and starts playing with my earings. She is practically naked. I am aroused.

Her: Nice earings. I like the pot leaf, but the yin-yang is my favorite.
Me: Yeah, me too.
Her: I think your cute.
Me: I am fairly certain you after only my cash.
Her: No really, I like you.
Me: Baby, you don't know me, I could be a serial killer.
Her: I like the bad boys.
Me: oh.

So I take my shot. I miss. He DD's are in my line of site, and I cannot see the cue ball.

Her: So are you gonna come watch me dance?
Me: Doubtful.
Her: Oh, come on, I have a special little dance for you.
Me: You say to all the sailors.
Her: Maybe.

My shot. I sink two balls, and end up leaving the rag following me a table she could run if she had any skills.

Her: So I have some piercings. Want to see them?
Me: I saw that you beams were pierced through that lycra top.
Her: Oh, not those. I have piercings on my "hoo-hoo;.
Me: You call your Gravy Boat a "hoo-hoo"? How old are you, 12?
Her: No I am 18. I just got my GED.
Me: Man, I can't wait to take you home to meet my mom. You are one sweet angel.
Her: Are you being sarcastic?
Me: Can you spell that word.
Her: I think you are being mean.
Me: No honey, I am not, I just kidding. Now get your $2 lap dance off me, so I can close this game out.

Her: Fuck you, fucker.

Bouncer appears out of nowhere. I am escorted from the building.

Me: What the fuck did I do?
No Neck: Shit for brains, who do you think brings in more action, needle dicks like you, or bitches like her?
Me: You are dumber than you look.
No Neck: What did you say?
Me: You heard me. Before you go kicking my ass, remember. It is $10 all you can drink night. You want her bringing in paying customers, not entertaing the ones already here. Get her ass out on the corner.
No Neck: I don't get it.
Me: You never will.

I escaped fully in tact. I spent the bulk of the $200 we made playing pool for an hour at the titty joint. $1 lap dances. Dudes were lining lining up to like the spoon for $1. I did not partake.

So there I was... - Dr. Lecter - 06-21-2005

I'll read this later with my pants down at my ankles.

So there I was... - Beaucephus - 06-21-2005

Good job on calling out the stupidity of the whore.

So there I was... - Goody2Shoes - 06-21-2005

guys with earrings are not sexy, sorry.

So there I was... - snarg - 06-21-2005

san dog shoots, he scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So there I was... - asshat - 06-21-2005

I found the above story to be entertaining indeed.

So there I was... - SanDog - 06-21-2005

Goody2Shoes Wrote:guys with earrings are not sexy, sorry.

I have never gone for sexy before. Just as long as something that I think is a chick causes me to orgasm, in any fashion, by the end of date, I am doing well.

So there I was... - Goody2Shoes - 06-21-2005

well good for you. sometimes the only way i have an orgasm is to rub my clit while the guy bangs away on my pussy. OMG that feels so good!

So there I was... - Anhil8tor - 06-22-2005

i was getting hot... i wish you would have went into a detailed description of her stretched out labia and elongated meat curtains.

san.. I am suprised you have an earring.. you don't seem that type.
PM me a pic
:wub:

So there I was... - SanDog - 06-22-2005

anhil8tor Wrote:i was getting hot... i wish you would have went into a detailed description of her stretched out labia and elongated meat curtains.

san.. I am suprised you have an earring.. you don't seem that type.
PM me a pic
:wub:

Years ago 8... I had a few. Most of them have closed. Still have 1 open in each ear, only where them for Halloween or freak people out with the odd paperclip now and then.

So there I was... - Anhil8tor - 06-22-2005

SanDog Wrote:Years ago 8... I had a few. Most of them have closed. Still have 1 open in each ear, only where them for Halloween or freak people out with the odd paperclip now and then.

damn..

So there I was... - SanDog - 06-22-2005

[Image: Earing.jpg]

So there I was... - Anhil8tor - 06-22-2005

:lool:

Looks like you buildin a battle bot on that board

So there I was... - asshat - 06-22-2005

[Image: Earing.jpg]

Rack the coyote plans to catch the road runner on the dry erase board.

So there I was... - SanDog - 06-22-2005

Oh shit, I got tears running down my cheeks laughing at that shit.

So there I was... - Anhil8tor - 06-22-2005

do you have a camera at work?

So there I was... - SanDog - 06-22-2005

Yeah. Someone thought it was a good idea for me to keep it in my office. I just took that photo, why?

So there I was... - Anhil8tor - 06-22-2005

SanDog Wrote:Yeah. Someone thought it was a good idea for me to keep it in my office. I just took that photo, why?

Please take a picture of you feet...

I say 10 to 1 you aren't wearing your checkered vans

So there I was... - SanDog - 06-22-2005

anhil8tor Wrote:Please take a picture of you feet...

I say 10 to 1 you aren't wearing your checkered vans

No need. I am not wearing them today. That is friday thing.

But here is a picture my foot.

[Image: Tatoo.jpg]

So there I was... - TomFoolery - 06-22-2005

That's a pretty tattoo. Do you have a butterfly on the other ankle?