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A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - Beaucephus - 06-17-2005

Had a couple of thoughts this morning concerning some shit my wife does that really gets under my skin sometimes. I guess I need to convey it to her in letter form. Something that would go like this.

Honey, Light of my life,

1) I recently bought you a cell phone as you wanted one for when you were out and also I wanted you to have one in case of emergencies in the case you would break down on the side of the road or something like that. However, now that you have one I would appreciate it
IF YOU WOULD ANSWER THE MOTHER FUCKER WHEN I CALL YOU. WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING A FUCKING CELL PHONE IF YOU NEVER ANSWER IT!!!!!!!




2)
PLEASE FILL UP THE FUCKING GAS TANKS ON THE CARS WHEN YOU ARE DRIVING THEM AND YOU SEE THEY ARE GETTING TOWARDS AN EMPTY TANK. EVERYTIME I GET INTO THE TRUCK OR THE VAN AFTER YOU HAVE DRIVEN IT THE FUCKING TANK IS ON FUMES AND LAST NIGHT ON THE WAY TO THE GAS STATION THE TRUCK RAN OUT OF GAS. I HAD TO WALK ABOUT A FUCKING MILE TO GET ENOUGH GAS TO GET IT BACK TO THE GAS STATION TO FILL IT UP!!!!!!!!!!


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Anyway I just felt I had to tell you those things that were bothering me baby. You know I have always felt it better to talk about things immediately rather than let all those feelings get bottled up inside and explode.

You loving husband,

Beau






Damn I feel better now.


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - Charon - 06-17-2005

Guilty of the last one. Sorry hon.


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - cLaY - 06-17-2005

Beau's Chatty Wife troll...registering in 3...2....


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 06-17-2005

Dude I seriously fought with my wife over the same shit this morning. That and the fact her cell phone bill is astonomical every month. How the fuck can you talk for over 1000 minutes on the phone per month. :loool:


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - Charon - 06-17-2005

I heard it's law that an unsubscribed phone can still be used to call 911.
So .......


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - Bill - 06-17-2005

Mrs Bill had a cell, funny thing is I was having the same problem, I call her damn number and she never fucking answers. Or when she does, she's really not into conversing with me....so last month I noticed the bill was a little high, so I checked the numbers....Turns out she's using the thing more for work than anything else. So I canceled the fucker. If her job requires her to use a cell phone that damn much, they can fucking pay for it.


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - Fairiedust - 06-17-2005

i'm happy to say i've been cellphone free for over a year now....never really used it...could use it now and then...but sorry to hear about all the pain you guys are having...


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - Charon - 06-17-2005

Sorry a cellphone is like a black book or a diary, the spouse will always question #'s
It's not worth it. Come later in the year we'll need one.


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - PurpleHaze - 06-17-2005

That's hillarious, beau.

I'm also guilty of not ever getting gas. I think I might've forgotten how to do it. :mellow:


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - Fairiedust - 06-17-2005

PurpleHaze Wrote:That's hillarious, beau.

I'm also guilty of not ever getting gas. I think I might've forgotten how to do it. :mellow:


i'm such a gauge watcher i can never that happen....him on the other hand...:roll:


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - Blueeyedwoman - 06-17-2005

After reading this I'm reminded of how my Ex-husband used to scream at me for the very same things. He did it regularly and like clockwork. He didn't GET that I had no wish to talk to him and he didn't get that as the man of the family it was his JOB to fill the gas tanks.

I'm sure these insights will help Beau.


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - paybacksare - 06-17-2005

That's funny because my better half always waits until the last minute to fill up the gas tanks. It's a thing of mine to never let the car get to empty...if that light even has a chance to come on, I get gas right away.


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - Michman - 06-17-2005

paybacksare Wrote:That's funny because my better half always waits until the last minute to fill up the gas tanks. It's a thing of mine to never let the car get to empty...if that light even has a chance to come on, I get gas right away.


same here......I put gas in so much I'm sure all those toxic fumes have done something to my brain.


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - snarg - 06-17-2005

Dearest darling Bobo

Since i let you go to leather bars and do your phag thing you will have to stop your bitching.
Just fill the damn tank, and stop calling me.
TIA

Your loving "wife"


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - Beaucephus - 06-17-2005

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:After reading this I'm reminded of how my Ex-husband used to scream at me for the very same things. He did it regularly and like clockwork. He didn't GET that I had no wish to talk to him and he didn't get that as the man of the family it was his JOB to fill the gas tanks.

I'm sure these insights will help Beau.

So in other words, you're fucking lazy then. Nice. :|


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - VitaminE - 06-17-2005

Hey Beau! STFU!

If that woman has to handle your nasty cock. You should be pumping gas with a smile or your face.


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - SanDog - 06-17-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Dude I seriously fought with my wife over the same shit this morning. That and the fact her cell phone bill is astonomical every month. How the fuck can you talk for over 1000 minutes on the phone per month. :loool:

I would comment about checking the incoming and outgoing numbers for Dentists, but that would be rude.


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - Beaucephus - 06-17-2005

SanDog Wrote:I would comment about checking the incoming and outgoing numbers for Dentists, but that would be rude.

Holy shit that was cold. :loool:


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - CodeWarrior - 06-17-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Hey Beau! STFU!

If that woman has to handle your nasty cock. You should be pumping gas with a smile or your face.
Thats a good point that Beau should take into consideration.

BTW, I just got a new cell phone, and I also have gas.


A couple of pet peeves for the wife. - HybridM3 - 06-21-2005

Beaucephus Wrote:Had a couple of thoughts this morning concerning some shit my wife does that really gets under my skin sometimes. I guess I need to convey it to her in letter form. Something that would go like this.

Honey, Light of my life,

1) I recently bought you a cell phone as you wanted one for when you were out and also I wanted you to have one in case of emergencies in the case you would break down on the side of the road or something like that. However, now that you have one I would appreciate it
IF YOU WOULD ANSWER THE MOTHER FUCKER WHEN I CALL YOU. WHAT IS THE POINT OF HAVING A FUCKING CELL PHONE IF YOU NEVER ANSWER IT!!!!!!!




2)
PLEASE FILL UP THE FUCKING GAS TANKS ON THE CARS WHEN YOU ARE DRIVING THEM AND YOU SEE THEY ARE GETTING TOWARDS AN EMPTY TANK. EVERYTIME I GET INTO THE TRUCK OR THE VAN AFTER YOU HAVE DRIVEN IT THE FUCKING TANK IS ON FUMES AND LAST NIGHT ON THE WAY TO THE GAS STATION THE TRUCK RAN OUT OF GAS. I HAD TO WALK ABOUT A FUCKING MILE TO GET ENOUGH GAS TO GET IT BACK TO THE GAS STATION TO FILL IT UP!!!!!!!!!!


:|:|:|
Anyway I just felt I had to tell you those things that were bothering me baby. You know I have always felt it better to talk about things immediately rather than let all those feelings get bottled up inside and explode.

You loving husband,

Beau






Damn I feel better now.

She's probably out having sex. Leave her the fuck alone, she's just trying to get what she doesn't at home.