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Once upon a time.... - Odysseus - 06-15-2005

Once upon a time I went around pulverizing twats with my magic wand. I would transform ground beef disasters into tunaboat slaughterhouses and vice-versa. The ladies loved it and called me "Shafty". I churned their cunt juice like butter. I especially liked the girls with flabby asses who put up absolutely no resistance as I repeatedly battered their cervixes. Yum. Eventually though, the stench of the bacterial infections that surely followed became too overpowering for me to endure. Also, these bitches were ugly in a grandma yeasty beef cunt way. I almost felt like I was in Red Lobster shucking clams as I entered their putrid, dripping rotted snatches like a turbo piston. My phone rang off the hook constantly during this time. The more callous I was, the more they fawned over me. The less I did, the more their attentions increased. I felt worshiped, but it became very boring as well as rank.

So I've switched to cock. Cock is my true calling. I :wub: Cock. I like to touch it, and I like to suck it. In fact, I LOVE IT. I love the precum, and I love the blast of jiz that is my reward for every successful blow. The smell of wrinkly ballsacks beats the malodorous funk emanating from the beef cunts I used to grind - ANY DAY!

Sometimes I say "I love cock" in the mirror and check my expression.

Yep, it's true: I LOVE COCK. SO FUCKING MUCH.

The only thing I can really say, day after day after fucking day is:

YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY!

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Once upon a time.... - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 06-15-2005

Clay? Dat you?

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Once upon a time.... - Odysseus - 06-15-2005

nope

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Once upon a time.... - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 06-15-2005

Odysseus Wrote:nope

I dont believe you.

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Once upon a time.... - Odysseus - 06-15-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I dont believe you.

show me your cock

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Once upon a time.... - VitaminE - 06-15-2005

Admins, please lock!

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Once upon a time.... - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 06-15-2005

Odysseus Wrote:show me your cock

Yeah this is definitely Clay.

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Once upon a time.... - VitaminE - 06-15-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Yeah this is definitely Clay.

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Once upon a time.... - CT280 - 06-15-2005

man i wish the ownster dudes would post something.

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