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Posted this at TT...Figured I'd post it here - cLaY - 06-14-2005

crab ragoon, ragoo, racoon...whatever it is, RACK em'. I went to the local chinese carryout and ordered the fried rice and general's chicken, but instead of getting the egg roll i asked for crab rag...whatever. calalily's sister said that they were in the back making up a fresh batch and they'd be done shortly.

so i grabbed my grub and proceeded to my truck to head back to the office. the aroma was mezmerizing, i was fucking starving and decided to eat one of the crab thingies on my drive back. they were still hot from the frier, so i nibbled a corner off and let the cream cheese and what appeared to be crab meat run down my chin. it was good.

suddenly my loins began to burn and a sensation in my pants started to throb more and more. my love for food to penis contact was hitting me. i unbuckled my belt and slid my trousers down just enough to expose my cock head and teased it with the hot filling. it seared my penis a bit but i decided to dive right in, now or never ya know. about mid way through my third thrust the tip of my dick poked out of the other end of the fried doughy treat and splattered cream cheese and crab meat in my pubic hair. disgruntled, but not shattered, i plugged up the broken end and banged my tally whacker hard into the now doughy mess in my hand. i completed and flung the remains onto a Cadillac Escalade sitting next to me.

fast forward to 5 minutes ago. i'm sitting on the shitter, getting rid of said Chinese carry out when i notice a hint of red in my nut hair. all be damned if it wasn't some remaining grab meat. i ate it, like usual.

Posted this at TT...Figured I'd post it here - VitaminE - 06-14-2005

I didn't read this on either board.

Posted this at TT...Figured I'd post it here - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 06-14-2005

Goddamn dude. I dont wanna laugh but I cant help it. RACK!

Posted this at TT...Figured I'd post it here - Dr. Lecter - 06-14-2005

You're coming to Chicago, right? :wub:

Posted this at TT...Figured I'd post it here - VitaminE - 06-14-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Goddamn dude. I dont wanna laugh but I cant help it. RACK!

I re-read it based on G$'s review.
Fukking Hillarity!

Posted this at TT...Figured I'd post it here - cLaY - 06-14-2005

VitaminE Wrote:I re-read it based on G$'s review.
Fukking Hillarity!

fuck off

Posted this at TT...Figured I'd post it here - VitaminE - 06-14-2005

cLaY Wrote:fuck off

You should be exhausted from lunch.

Posted this at TT...Figured I'd post it here - cLaY - 06-14-2005

first thought out post of the day here and this is what i get?

Posted this at TT...Figured I'd post it here - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 06-14-2005

For what its worth dude I think its seriously money. Especially throwing the remains on an Escalade after completion. :lool:

Posted this at TT...Figured I'd post it here - Odysseus - 06-14-2005

Rack!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted this at TT...Figured I'd post it here - cLaY - 06-14-2005

I'm done here. Enjoy UJ light...

Posted this at TT...Figured I'd post it here - Bill - 06-14-2005

Rack your story but it made me have to shit.....

I had Crab Ragoon with a little tia peanut sauce and some beef on a stick for lunch.

Posted this at TT...Figured I'd post it here - ntype - 06-15-2005

so basically the story is that the guy fucks some chinese roll. mmh I was waiting something more typical like "it wasn't crab but aromatized plastic in fact"