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>>Kid's operations - Anhil8tor - 06-13-2005

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>>Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each

>>other,

>>outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks,

>>"What are you

>>in here for?"

>>The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a

>>little

>>nervous." The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I

>>had that

>>done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up

>>they give

>>you lots of Jell-o and ice cream. It's a breeze"

>>

>>The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

>>The first kid says, "A circumcision."

>>The second kid replies, "Whoa! Good luck buddy, I had that done

>>when I was

>>born. Couldn't walk for almost a year."

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