I believe CLAY's real name is Mick Thompson - Printable Version

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I believe CLAY's real name is Mick Thompson - VitaminE - 06-09-2005

When impotent 24 year old Mick Thompson lost use of his tallywhacker in a freak bowling accident last year, he never thought he’d find meaning in life again. Mick spent much of his time sitting around the basement and smoking weed, fantasising about all the birds he’ll never radge. But during one uneventful pot smoking session, mate Cory joked that Mick should wire up his limp tadger to a bowl and chassis and turn his penis into the world’s coolest bong. “Yeah, we were sitting around having a puff when, like, Cory said ‘Dude, you should, like, turn your limp tadger into a bong so we could like take hits off it and shit’.” Mike explains from his parents’ basement. “ I thought about it for a second and he was right, why deprive others pleasure from my misery, so he told me to see Sonny Wang the mechanic coz’ he also does medical work on the side. Before you know it, Sonny had a tube set up inside me from my pecker to my mouth, creating the worlds biggest bong.”

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I believe CLAY's real name is Mick Thompson - cLaY - 06-09-2005

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