Old but fun ..... - Printable Version

+- InsaneTrain Forums (https://insanetrain.com)
+-- Forum: General (https://insanetrain.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=4)
+--- Forum: General Forum (https://insanetrain.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=8)
+--- Thread: Old but fun ..... (/showthread.php?tid=24660)

---

Old but fun ..... - leeman - 05-26-2005

During class, a teacher trying to teach good
manners asks the students, one by one -
"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper
with a nice young lady, how
would you tell her that you have to go to the
bathroom?" she asked.
"Just a minute, I have to go piss."
The teacher replied "That would be rude and
impolite!"
"What about you John, how would you say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
bathroom, I'll be right back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's
still not very nice to say
the word bathroom at the table."
"And you Peter, are you able to use your
intelligence for once and show us
your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused
for a moment, I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom
I hope you'll get to meet after supper."
The teacher fainted..

---

Old but fun ..... - Blueeyedwoman - 05-28-2005

That's a good one.

---