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If only...... - bobbythong - 03-26-2004

Stuff Chicks Will Never Say

Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.

Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.

I think hairy butts are really sexy.

Hey, get a whiff of that one.

Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.

This diamond is way too big!

We can't afford this!

I love the smell of a good cigar after sex.

I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.

Wow, it really is 14 inches!

Does this make my butt look too small?

I'm wrong, you must be right again.

I think belching is really sexy.

Sure, I'd love for us to have three-way sex with my best friend.

Why don't you go out with your friends to see the strippers tonight?

I could never be with any other man, but I don't mind at all if you see other women.

I insist that you always put your mother before me.

Instead of going clothes shopping, couldn't I just pleasure you orally tonight?

Move over, I'm driving. I love city traffic.

The smell of oil and gas makes me horny. Let's do it on the workbench.

It's so romantic when you pull out and cum on my back.

Let's skip the Mel Gibson movie and go watch the Tyson fight at a bar.

Hey, we didn't have sex last night!

That shirt doesn't smell bad enough to need washing. Wear it again today.

Your buddies tell the best stories. I could listen to them all day.

I understand.

You don't swear enough.

I love it when you finger me while you drive.

Let's stay at that dirty, old motel on the highway. It's cheaper and we can spend the money we save on beer.

Oh yeah, any hole you want.

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If only...... - Hambone - 03-26-2004

Quote:I understand.

I wish I could hear this at least once.

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If only...... - Beaucephus - 03-26-2004

Quote:Instead of going clothes shopping, couldn't I just pleasure you orally tonight?

One can always hope. :|

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If only...... - Suicide Jim - 03-26-2004

Oh yeah, any hole you want.
that has possibilities.

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If only...... - greg - 03-26-2004

God what I wouldn't give................

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If only...... - Velvet - 03-26-2004

Um yeah :lmao: live in hope guys

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If only...... - Suicide Jim - 03-26-2004

it's all we've got, well, hope and porn...

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If only...... - Smackinoff - 03-27-2004

:lmao: :lmao:

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If only...... - Hambone - 03-27-2004

Vel, you have to believe we know what is best!

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