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30 Things you should not say sex! - Hambone - 05-05-2005

1. Is that smell coming from you?
2. You're so much like your sister....
3. Your mom's cute.
4. What's your name again?
5. Do i have to be here in the morning?
6. But everybody looks funny naked!
7. You woke me up for that?
8. Did I mention the video camera?
9. Do you smell something burning?
10. A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
11. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
12. Can you please pass me the remote control?
13. Do you accept Visa?
[b]14. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
15. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
16. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
17. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
18. Do you get any premium movie channels?
19. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
20. Got any penicillin?
21. But I just brushed my teeth...
22. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
23. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
24. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?[/b]
25. I think you have it on backwards.
[b]26. When is this supposed to feel good?
27. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
28. You're good enough to do this for a living!
29. Is that blood on the headboard?
30. Did I remember to take my pill?

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30 Things you should not say sex! - cLaY - 05-05-2005

31. one second...I've gotta poop.

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30 Things you should not say sex! - Beaucephus - 05-05-2005

Hambone Wrote:1. Is that smell coming from you?
2. You're so much like your sister....
3. Your mom's cute.
4. What's your name again?
5. Do i have to be here in the morning?
6. But everybody looks funny naked!
7. You woke me up for that?
8. Did I mention the video camera?
9. Do you smell something burning?
10. A little rug burn never hurt anyone!
11. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
12. Can you please pass me the remote control?
13. Do you accept Visa?
[b]14. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
15. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
16. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay?
17. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
18. Do you get any premium movie channels?
19. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
20. Got any penicillin?
21. But I just brushed my teeth...
22. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
23. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
24. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?[/b]
25. I think you have it on backwards.
[b]26. When is this supposed to feel good?
27. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
28. You're good enough to do this for a living!
29. Is that blood on the headboard?
30. Did I remember to take my pill?

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SO you're still breathing then. Good to see you back!!

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30 Things you should not say sex! - Devious - 05-06-2005

Hambone Wrote:1. Is that smell coming from you?
2. You're so much like your sister....
3. Your mom's cute.
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Where the fcuk have you been?

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30 Things you should not say sex! - leeman - 05-06-2005

Devious Wrote:Where the fcuk have you been?

2:nd

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30 Things you should not say sex! - ntype - 05-06-2005

general advice at that moment don't be direct (-> "do you like me ?" "..not really").

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30 Things you should not say sex! - War - 05-06-2005

lol, my morining is starting off even better.

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