If you were to take a bullet.. -
lad - 02-18-2005
..for me, would you dive in front of me facing forwards so you'd cover a greater area, or would you go profile thus allowing a bullet to twat me
our future friendship depends on it
If you were to take a bullet.. -
SizeMatters - 02-18-2005
I would kick you in the balls in the hopes that you would scream in pain so the bullet could blow your teeth out the back of your head.
If you were to take a bullet.. -
lad - 02-18-2005
SizeMatters Wrote:I would lick you in the balls in the hopes that you would scream my name, so then beau could blow your schlong , and i to would give you head to.
quit gaying my theard up fag
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SizeMatters - 02-18-2005
Im the only hope your gay thread has.
If you were to take a bullet.. -
lad - 02-18-2005
Then carry on but keep it down sugartits
If you were to take a bullet.. -
snarg - 02-18-2005
no one cares if a wog dies
If you were to take a bullet.. - leucetios - 02-18-2005
the only way I would jump in front of a bullet for you is if the bullet is being thrown and not shot from an actual gun
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lad - 02-18-2005
leucetios Wrote:the only way I would jump in front of a bullet for you is if the bullet is being thrown and not shot from an actual gun
You lie like a cheap chinese watch leu
You'd be the first to respond but if you tried to sneakily grab at my manbag then i'd have to pummel you
If you were to take a bullet.. -
asshat - 02-18-2005
I would push you out of the way as I dove to take the bullet. I would try to position myself such that the bullet did not penetrate any of my vital organs and insure that it did as little damage to me as possible. Then I would crawl to you to make sure that you were okay.
The people around us would stand with their mouths open saying, "Ahhhh, did you see that. That man just saved that man's life. And now he is helping him."
Then as they rushed to see how badly I was injured, I would tell them, "No, I'll be okay. Check on Terry. Make sure he is safe."
Once I knew that they were assisting you and you were safe, I would run after the gunman, tearing my shirt into quick bandages as I made chase. After I had a good wad of bandages, I would press them against the wound to control the bleeding.
I don't know if I would catch the gunman, since I would be injured and I don't know how far away he was or how much of a headstart he had.
If you were to take a bullet.. - leucetios - 02-18-2005
Asshat Wrote:I don't know if I would catch the gunman, since I would be injured and I don't know how far away he was or how much of a headstart he had.
I'd probably have stuck around to watch all the drama.
If you were to take a bullet.. -
lad - 02-18-2005
Asshat Wrote:I would push you out of the way as I dove to take the bullet. I would try to position myself such that the bullet did not penetrate any of my vital organs and insure that it did as little damage to me as possible. Then I would crawl to you to make sure that you were okay.
The people around us would stand with their mouths open saying, "Ahhhh, did you see that. That man just saved that man's life. And now he is helping him."
Then as they rushed to see how badly I was injured, I would tell them, "No, I'll be okay. Check on Terry. Make sure he is safe."
Once I knew that they were assisting you and you were safe, I would run after the gunman, tearing my shirt into quick bandages as I made chase. After I had a good wad of bandages, I would press them against the wound to control the bleeding.
I don't know if I would catch the gunman, since I would be injured and I don't know how far away he was or how much of a headstart he had.
Do you wanna be my new internet best friend??
leu's just been fired
If you were to take a bullet.. - leucetios - 02-18-2005
Terry_Top_Knot Wrote:Do you wanna be my new internet best friend??
leu's just been fired
and you wonder why I'm gonna shoot you :ph34r:
If you were to take a bullet.. -
asshat - 02-18-2005
Terry_Top_Knot Wrote:Do you wanna be my new internet best friend??
leu's just been fired
As far as I am concerned, I already am.