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Med School - Anhil8tor - 02-17-2005

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class

with a real dead human body They all gathered around the surgery table with

the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by

telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as

a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the

human body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his

finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his

mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The

students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took

turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it. When

everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The

second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger

and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

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Med School - snarg - 02-17-2005

yeah, like the time you went to see the proctologist and he told you it was his finger, eh, 8?

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Med School - Anhil8tor - 02-17-2005

my hemmoroids are too swollen to see a doctor yet.


how old were you when you first visited the proctologist?

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Med School - snarg - 02-17-2005

anhil8tor Wrote:my hemmoroids are too swollen to see a doctor yet.


how old were you when you first visited the proctologist?

never been to one
but when i was younger i had a boil on my ass
i was in a very rural area at the time and the only medical help was a female p.a.
so i put it off a long time
when i finally went to see her, she put the damn rubber gloves on
i decided it was better to have her puttin her finger up my ass than a guy

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