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Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - VitaminE - 02-10-2005

Dude,

This is a strategic plan, so feel free to bang bigenuglies at any time during the process.

DECOYS
Find a chick, kinda hot, and become friends with her. I know it sounds crazy. If you don't try to bang her, she'll tell her friends she knows a really nice guy, I'm guessing that means something to chicks. Once this is functioning as designed, you'll get the opportunity to be even more selective. If you turn one of her friends down, she'll be inspired to bring you hotter chicks. I don't claim to understand it, it's kinda like gravity, shit just works. Remember, the better the decoys, the better the hunt. A great place to find good decoys is your neighborhood bar/grill (i.e. Applebee's) Waitresses make great decoys!

NOTE: Don't let your buddies shoot up your decoys!

HOME COURT/ROAD GAMES:

It's always a good idea to keep your biggies away from your hotties! Nothing turns of hot chicks that seeing you plowin' a biggie! Chicks are powered by hate and jealousy. Again, it's chick logic (oxymoron, I know). Guys all know biggies are essential, cuz they do crazy shit with the cock, and we dig that. But, it can cost you your hottie. You need to have two good perches to hunt from. Hotties - in the city, Biggies - in the burbs.

NOTE: Don't bring either around the decoys!

MAINTENANCE ACCOUNTS:

It's essential to have a few players to call off the bench during a dry spell. Chicks in relationships make great booty calls, the chance of a booty call turning into a late night conversation about anything is dramatically reduced. They also are less apt to spend the night, huge bonus. They are also more apt to liaison sex (i.e. nooners, parking lot stuff). Setting up maintenance accounts can get tricky. They need to be discussed fully at the begining. Chicks love to say shit like "I'm a lot like guys when it comes to sex, I don't need the relationship" Hello Rapala! It looks like a tasty minnow if you don't see the hook! You may want her to qualify that immediately. Ask her, "if we fucked right now, would you be pissed if I never called you" That'll get you the answer your looking for.

Can an Ex be a maintenance account? Abso-fucking-lutely! You know if the sex was good or not. Plus, you've already broken up with her once before, and dumping her ass a second time is easier than the first!

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - Bill - 02-10-2005

^^^ doods right ^^^

but I never could bring myself to bang a biggie.....is that pretty much like bull riding?

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - Jdub - 02-10-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Dude,

This is a strategic plan, so feel free to bang bigenuglies at any time during the process.

DECOYS
Find a chick, kinda hot, and become friends with her. I know it sounds crazy. If you don't try to bang her, she'll tell her friends she knows a really nice guy, I'm guessing that means something to chicks. Once this is functioning as designed, you'll get the opportunity to be even more selective. If you turn one of her friends down, she'll be inspired to bring you hotter chicks. I don't claim to understand it, it's kinda like gravity, shit just works. Remember, the better the decoys, the better the hunt. A great place to find good decoys is your neighborhood bar/grill (i.e. Applebee's) Waitresses make great decoys!

NOTE: Don't let your buddies shoot up your decoys!

HOME COURT/ROAD GAMES:

It's always a good idea to keep your biggies away from your hotties! Nothing turns of hot chicks that seeing you plowin' a biggie! Chicks are powered by hate and jealousy. Again, it's chick logic (oxymoron, I know). Guys all know biggies are essential, cuz they do crazy shit with the cock, and we dig that. But, it can cost you your hottie. You need to have two good perches to hunt from. Hotties - in the city, Biggies - in the burbs.

NOTE: Don't bring either around the decoys!

MAINTENANCE ACCOUNTS:

It's essential to have a few players to call off the bench during a dry spell. Chicks in relationships make great booty calls, the chance of a booty call turning into a late night conversation about anything is dramatically reduced. They also are less apt to spend the night, huge bonus. They are also more apt to liaison sex (i.e. nooners, parking lot stuff). Setting up maintenance accounts can get tricky. They need to be discussed fully at the begining. Chicks love to say shit like "I'm a lot like guys when it comes to sex, I don't need the relationship" Hello Rapala! It looks like a tasty minnow if you don't see the hook! You may want her to qualify that immediately. Ask her, "if we fucked right now, would you be pissed if I never called you" That'll get you the answer your looking for.

Can an Ex be a maintenance account? Abso-fucking-lutely! You know if the sex was good or not. Plus, you've already broken up with her once before, and dumping her ass a second time is easier than the first!

That is the most intelligent thing thing I think you've ever copied & pasted!
:lol:

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - Jdub - 02-10-2005

Bill Wrote:^^^ doods right ^^^

but I never could bring myself to bang a biggie.....is that pretty much like bull riding?

Quit lying, we have ALL been there!!

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - VitaminE - 02-10-2005

Jdub Wrote:That is the most intelligent thing thing I think you've ever copied & pasted!
:lol:

The fact that Vit E never spoke in third person does make this suspicios.

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - Bill - 02-10-2005

Jdub Wrote:Quit lying, we have ALL been there!!

honestly we ALL havn't.....Bill has always went home a jacked it rather then done a biggie.

although there was this one time I went home with this really skinny blonde chick and simi big friend who where bi....they did some really amazing things to my jimmy and I boned the skinny chick, twice. but never did the biggie, she was happy to munch some carpet and work a vib....

*edit - I do remember her licking my sack while I was balls deep in her friends balloon knot though....*

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - asshat - 02-10-2005

Cut and Paste :"::

Note: Good advice. Especially the Maintenance chics. That was the best part.

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - VitaminE - 02-10-2005

Damn y'all and your cut and paste accusations!

http://www.insanetrain.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18617

The only leg I have to stand on is the use of the word RAPALA from this past thread.

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - Jesse Antarctica - 02-10-2005

rack that stuff. The main point here is : P R A C T I C E. you'll have to do the dew if you want to climb that mountain.

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - cLaY - 02-10-2005

clay's a picky bastard...but booty call sex is always the best sex, terms such as slut, whore and bitch can be thrown around guilt free! pick the drinkers, always down for late night sex sessions and usually the drinkers aren't passing out on the cock

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - asshat - 02-10-2005

VitaminE Wrote:Damn y'all and your cut and paste accusations!

http://www.insanetrain.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18617

The only leg I have to stand on is the use of the word RAPALA from this past thread.

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - Michman - 02-10-2005

It's funny...a few doods from work were passing by my office and wonder what the heck i'm laughing at...so they stopped and read the info above....I think they are going to join the site cuz you fukkers are hiliarious (sp)........but they whole heartedly agreed with the above.

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - St0ney - 02-10-2005

Ok, I'm never sleeping with another guy, after reading this thread.

You all disgust me.

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - VitaminE - 02-10-2005

Stoney Wrote:Ok, I'm never sleeping with another guy, after reading this thread.

You all disgust me.

How can you say that?

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - VitaminE - 02-10-2005

:bump:

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - St0ney - 02-10-2005

Easy. I use my fingers to peck on this thing with all the letters...

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - Bill - 02-10-2005

Stoney Wrote:Easy. I use my fingers to peck on this thing with all the letters...

make sure you wash them good, who knows where they've been....

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - VitaminE - 02-10-2005

Stoney Wrote:Easy. I use my fingers to peck on this thing with all the letters...

You're incredibly close to getting a seat on bench!

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - TomFoolery - 02-10-2005

I'm going to print this thread and bring it with me to the bars. I'll make sure to ask the chicks if they're decoys or maintenance accounts. Thanks E!

Tom - Some free Vit E advise on the ladies - St0ney - 02-10-2005

VitaminE Wrote:You're incredibly close to getting a seat on bench!

I'm not even sure what that means, but if it involves a spanking, I'm there!