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Horoscope 2/4/2005 - leucetios - 02-04-2005

[indent][b]Aries (March 21 - April 19) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]You've heard that when economists use the word "nice", they're actually saying that something is homoscedastic and nonautoregressive. Today you will find out what they mean when they say something is "like, totally kewl." [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Taurus (April 20 - May 20) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Today is an especially bad day to try something new involving explosives. Try to keep a low profile. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Gemini (May 21 - June 20) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Everyone will stare at you like deer in headlights this week at the office. Actually, you will later decide that driving your car around inside the office may not be your best-ever idea. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Cancer (June 21 - July 22) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Good time to learn to play the harmonica. If you get one of those coat hanger thingies to hang around your neck, you can even play it while you're typing! [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Leo (July 23 - August 22) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Good time to be happy-go-lucky! You'll find that works out a lot better than the sad-go-accident-prone you've been trying. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Virgo (August 23 - September 22) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]At the same moment you read this, someone will be thinking about you and smiling. In a moment, they'll be laughing outright. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Libra (September 22 - October 22) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Good day to remember your kinship with all living things. Except perhaps mildew. There's no point in remembering your kinship with mildew, at least not today. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Good day to buy a stereo microscope, and examine that stuff under your toenail. Well, as good a day as any. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]A very short and hairy person will bother you today. Unfortunately, you will be unable to ignore them, try though you might. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Today the universe will stop expanding, and start contracting. You will be the only one who notices. Also, you will develop a strange desire to wear golf shoes. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]You will find a biography of some famous dead person, at a garage sale, and buy it on a whim. It will change your life. You will also soon take up bricklaying, as a hobby. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Pisces (February 19 - March 20) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Excellent day to fill some pantyhose with popcorn and do the reindeer dance. [/indent][/indent]

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Horoscope 2/4/2005 - Jdub - 02-04-2005

leucetios Wrote:[indent][b]Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]A very short and hairy person will bother you today. Unfortunately, you will be unable to ignore them, try though you might. [/indent][/indent]

Thanks fucker, for ruining an already shitty day!!

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Horoscope 2/4/2005 - leucetios - 02-04-2005

Don't kill the messenger. Kill the short, hairy person.

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Horoscope 2/4/2005 - Jdub - 02-04-2005

leucetios Wrote:Don't kill the messenger. Kill the short, hairy person.

Good point, and will do!!!










(Starts looking around for little hairy bastard!!)












Found him!!!






And fixed his ass

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Horoscope 2/4/2005 - leucetios - 02-04-2005

well done. Though I'm not sure fur counts as "hair"

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Horoscope 2/4/2005 - snarg - 02-04-2005

if it said i wore the metal spikes and not the plastic, i might believe this shit

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Horoscope 2/4/2005 - snarg - 02-04-2005

leucetios Wrote:[indent][b]Aries (March 21 - April 19) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]You've heard that when economists use the word "nice", they're actually saying that something is homoscedastic and nonautoregressive. Today you will find out what they mean when they say something is "like, totally kewl."

statistically speaking, i don't think you can create a post without a homoerotic allusion
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Horoscope 2/4/2005 - leucetios - 02-04-2005

snarg Wrote:statistically speaking, i don't think you can create a post without a homoerotic allusion
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I do it so you won't feel alienated

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Horoscope 2/4/2005 - Jdub - 02-04-2005

This thread sucked from the very beginning. And it's continuing it's downward spiral!!!

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