hand jobs on the menyoo -
snarg - 02-01-2005
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to
the bar and beckons to one of the three attractive blondes
serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes," she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who
gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "indeed I am."
The man replies "Well please wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"
hand jobs on the menyoo -
NinjaBassist - 02-02-2005
:lool:
hand jobs on the menyoo -
snarg - 02-02-2005
most of my jokes come from a 50 yr old mexican woman in mex city
some of the best ones are in spanish, so they never make it here
i liked that one too

narg: