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not another blonde joke?? - snarg - 02-01-2005

Norman and his wife live in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through." So Norman's wife goes out and moves her car as directed. A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get through." So Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again as directed. The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park......." Then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and, with a worried look on her face, she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park the car on so the plow can get through?" With all the love and understanding in his voice, like all of us men exhibit who are married to Beautiful Blondes, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave > the car in the garage this time?"

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