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new pun contest - snarg - 01-14-2005
top this, phukkers
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
narg:
new pun contest - BDS - 01-14-2005
A woman has twins. She names one Amal and Juan. Someone asks to see pictures. She shows a picture of Juan. The person asks to see the picture of Amal.
The woman says:
"Well if you have seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
new pun contest - Undeadcannibal - 01-14-2005
nice ones. keep em coming.
new pun contest - snarg - 01-14-2005
i like this one, UDC:
A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess
looks at him and says, "I'm sorry sir, only one carrion allowed per
passenger."
narg:
new pun contest - Undeadcannibal - 01-14-2005
That's a good'n! I like that one the best so far.
new pun contest - snarg - 01-14-2005
i think ya just want me to post to steal the damn pts, freak
narg:
new pun contest - War - 01-14-2005
hes a tricky one.lol
new pun contest - CT280 - 01-14-2005
i just tried to thieve udc and got jilted. again. i gotta talk to lee about this shit. gettin ridiculous.
new pun contest - Undeadcannibal - 01-14-2005
I know, it's getting way to hard anymore.
new pun contest - snarg - 01-14-2005
get yer money inda bank, fast, someone is trollin for pts
narg:
new pun contest - Undeadcannibal - 01-14-2005
Indeed.
new pun contest - snarg - 01-14-2005
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication.
new pun contest - asshat - 01-14-2005
Hundreds of years ago, in a small country known as Tridia, there lived an evil Oger that would kick the people in the city. The Trids feared him The Trids went to church and begged the Rabbi to intervene. The Rabbi found the Oger and pleaded with him to stop the kicking. The Oger said, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for trids".
new pun contest - snarg - 01-14-2005
old but still damn funny:
. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
little,
which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad
breath.
This made him ...(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).....A super
calloused
fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
new pun contest - asshat - 01-15-2005
Charlie the piano tuner goes to Heather Lockleer's house to work on her piano. It is in bad shape, but within hours he has it playing to perfection. Heather is so impressed, she pays his bill and says she wishes there was more she could do. Charlie says that he would love nothing more than a kiss from her. Heather replies, "Sorry Charlie, only the best tuners get to be star kissed."
We'll be here all week folks. Thanks for coming by.
new pun contest - VitaminE - 01-15-2005
Cat daddy!
new pun contest - Sassy - 01-15-2005
VitaminE Wrote:Cat daddy!Does "it" still refer to musicals yet am arroused his or her the title?
new pun contest - SanDog - 01-15-2005
An angel clam gets a chance to go back to visit a friend. He parties hard at the buddies night club in NoCal. He gets back to heaven and realizes....
I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco.
new pun contest - asshat - 01-15-2005
SanDog Wrote:An angel clam gets a chance to go back to visit a friend. He parties hard at the buddies night club in NoCal. He gets back to heaven and realizes....:loool:
I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco.
new pun contest - SanDog - 01-15-2005
The torturer's roof-top workshop caused the innards of several ladies to spill onto his lawn. Next time, he should gutter.