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A day late but funny - Hambone - 03-18-2004
BLARNEY STONE
A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations are awful. The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone.
"Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone," the guide said. "Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and so no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow."
"We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone."
"Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune."
"And I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed.
"No, ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it."
A day late but funny - bobbythong - 03-18-2004
Yep, we`ve all met an American tourist like that. Bet she was wearing a trouser suit and her husband had a huge camera hanging round his neck.
A day late but funny - Ironcandle - 03-18-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Collyboy@Mar 18 2004, 11:34 AMFeel free to kick their ass, and throw them in the North Sea.
Yep, we`ve all met an American tourist like that. Bet she was wearing a trouser suit and her husband had a huge camera hanging round his neck.
A day late but funny - halfasleep - 03-18-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Collyboy@Mar 18 2004, 05:34 PMI was not!!!!!
Yep, we`ve all met an American tourist like that. Bet she was wearing a trouser suit and her husband had a huge camera hanging round his neck.
I was wearing quite a stylish Bright red Hawaian shirt and sun glasses!!! :p
No, it wasn't us..... go ahead and throw them in the North Sea... 'probably my next door neighbor.
(You only get them for a few days..... we have to live with them the REST of the time!!! :blink: )