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You can get it all at Wal-Mart - Beaucephus - 03-17-2004

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There! 's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and cost ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to
Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for
the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds
later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak >your
arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks."
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began
wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a
stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and
masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurries back to
Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten ! dollars, pours in
his concoction, and awaits the results. The comp uter prints the
following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!


:lmf: :lmf:

You can get it all at Wal-Mart - Hambone - 03-17-2004

Are they only located at Super Wal-Marts, I need to take an oil sample for my car, it's cheaper then taken it to a shop

You can get it all at Wal-Mart - Velvet - 03-18-2004

:lmao: Good one beau ..