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Kids Should Be Spanked - Bill - 12-14-2004

just found this out there, and thought it would be good to post. I'd give the authur credit, but I don't know who wrote it......

Remember the good old days when you'd act up and your parents would beat the hell out of you? At this date (look above), if you're under 19 years old, you probably have no idea what I'm talking about, and quite frankly, I'm not talking to you.

I'm talking to those people who know what it's like to have Mom or Dad beat the living piss out of you when you screwed up. They remember. And parents back in the day that spanked their kids when they acted up actually talked about it and used it as an ice breaker in social situations when they couldn't think of something to start a conversation with. That's right, now they use sports and the weather.

Those conversations used to start out with the parent pretty nervous because they were around a bunch of people from their partners firm and they didn't know what to talk about since none of them had anything in common. Well, that's what they thought until they started swapping spank stories.

The nervous parent would say something like, "I feel bad leaving my kids at home with my drunken mother-in-law... but it's ok, they should be good since I beat the hell out of them earlier for pissing me off." And then the law firm guy would say, "Oh yeah? What did you use?" And the parent would say, "Well, I have this paddle I like to use..." and the conversation would go for hours.

It could go the other way too. The law firm guy could get sick of waiting for conversation to start, so he'd break the ice with, "You have any kids?" And your parent would respond with, "Yeah..." And the law firm guy would say, "Yeah, me too. I had to beat the hell out of them earlier for pissing me off."

You see how that works? It doesn't matter who starts the conversation, it always ended up the same way. They'd have a great time, get drunk, and probably get in trouble with their wives, and then when they got home they'd be in a pissy mood so they'd beat the hell out of you again. That's called PARENTING.

My parents used to beat the living piss out of me when I did stupid shit, and I deserved it. And I also think I was the last generation to be able to get spanked when we screwed up. I was spanked a lot as a kid, but I never got spanked for the same thing twice. That's because I learned from my mistakes. Eventually, I didn't do anything wrong, and I was a picture perfect kid.

And even though my parents beat the hell out of me, I never hated them for it. I might have at the time, but I soon got over it, because I realized that they didn't hate me, they loved me and they didn't want me doing stupid shit. I respected them for that.

And that's the problem with the kids of today. They don't respect their parents anymore because the government told parents that they weren't allowed to spank their kids anymore. All that did was kill the future of this country. I'd say that the government is a bunch of sissy-mary-pussy-bastard-idiots, but I think everyone knows that already so I won't bother.

The television, and the video games, and the movies of today have absolutely NOTHING to do with the kids acting up. When I was a kid I watched Bugs Bunny blow up other characters all the time and they lived. Anvil's were always being dropped onto the heads of unsuspecting toons, and some like Daffy Duck took double barreled shotgun blasts straight to the cranium and all he did was turn his bill arond and carry on. That didn't make me think I could do it to anyone and get away with it.

Hell no, I knew better. Because at an early age my Mom and Dad sat me down and told me the difference between reality and entertainment. That's why now, when I have the urge to kill every last person on earth, I just put in some random kill-everyone game and I do just that and suddenly I don't have the urge anymore and I'm not in jail or on the lamb or worse.

"What's wrong with the kids today?" I'd hear old people say as I walked down the street. And then they'd say, "It's all that damn violence on TV, and in their music..." That just pisses me off, so I usually trip them and laugh because everyone knows that old people falling down is the funniest thing ever.

And the music has nothing to do with it either. You're just bitter because you couldn't listen to the music you wanted to as a kid, and the kids of today can listen to whatever they want. What's the difference? Well, in your day your parents would beat the piss out of you if you listened to what they told you not to. Now if you don't buy your kids the music they want they punch themselves in the eye and call Child Services on you and have you thrown in jail.

Face it people, the system is screwed up and you only have yourselves to blame. You allowed the government to step in and tell you how to raise your kids and now the country has gone to shit. And I can tell you this. When I have kids, if they act up they will absolutely get their asses spanked. I'm not playing this bullshit. Do yourselves a favor and take back your lives and help save your country.

I hate parents who say they wouldn't spank their kids even if they were allowed. They should get spanked too.

Update: I was just talking with a lady who was telling me and another lady about her Friday night. Normally I wouldn't give a shit, but she started talking about how her daughter woke her up at 2am saying she was scared and there were monsters in her room. So what did the mom do? She "beat her kids ass, twice". I applauded her and told her that there should be more parents like her.

Kids Should Be Spanked - Velvet - 12-14-2004

A spanking has never hurt anyone .. It gives kids boundaries . Now they have no boundaries and are just little bastards .

Kids Should Be Spanked - TomFoolery - 12-14-2004

I used to have to pick the belt for my ass-whoopin' when I fucked up. If I fucked up bad enough then I caught the buckle end of it. If I got in a fight with my sister I would have to stand in the corner for at least an hour. If I swore then it was either soap in the mouth (pops made sure to rub the soap on the back of my teeth so it would stay in the mouth for a while), a packet of hot Chinese mustard, or a shot of vinegar.

I will be beating the shit out of my kids when they fuck up. It's the only way to go.

Kids Should Be Spanked - Hellbound - 12-15-2004

my parents favored a wooden cooking spoon for me and my sibs. if we were really bad they would break out the metal one. i'm looking forward to useing either an air-soft or high powered nerf gun to suprise the shit out of my kids when i know they messed up.

Kids Should Be Spanked - dezdrew - 12-15-2004

how about the principal breaking out the swat paddle- you know-the one with the 1 1/2 inch holes drilled in it so it was more aerodynamic( less wind drag).
I got the distinct pleasure of having that pole smoker break that hefty piece of lumber over my ass. it fucking hurt, but i was a hero in the fourth grade because of it
I guess i shouldn't of lit the corner of the baseball field on fire

Kids Should Be Spanked - TomFoolery - 12-15-2004

Nice.

Kids Should Be Spanked - PurpleHaze - 12-15-2004

Fuck that, I always promised myself that I'll never spank my kids, I guess that's just me though.