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Yet Another Blond Joke :D - halfasleep - 03-16-2004

A blonde named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" with
Regis Philbin.

Regis: "Pam, you're up to $500,000 with one life line left:
phone a friend. If you get it right, it's worth one million dollars. If
you get it wrong, you drop back to $32,000. Are you ready?"

Pam: "Yes."

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build its own nest? Is
it: A- robin, B- sparrow, C- cuckoo, or D- thrush."

Pam: "I'd like to phone a friend. I'd like to call Jan."

Jan (also a blonde) answers the phone: "Hello?"

Regis: "Hello Jan, it's Regis Philbin from "Who Wants to be a
Millionaire." I have your friend Pam here who needs your help to answer the one
million dollar question. The next voice you hear will be Pam's............"

Pam: "Jan, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
Is it A- robin, B- sparrow, C- cuckoo or D- thrush."

Jan: "Oh geez, Pam. That's simple. It's a cuckoo."

Pam: "Are you sure?"

Jan: "I'm sure."

Regis: "Pam, you heard Jan. Do you keep the $500,000 or play for the
million?"

Pam: "I want to play; I'll go with C- cuckoo."

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Pam: "Yes."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Pam: "Yes; I think Jan's pretty smart."

Regis: "You said C- cuckoo, and you're right!
Congratulations, you have just won one million dollars!"

To celebrate, Pam flies Jan to New York. That night they go
out on the town. As they're sipping champagne, Pam looks at Jan and asks
her, "Tell me, how did you know that it was the cuckoo that does not build
its own nest?"

"That's easy, everybody knows they live in clocks!!!!"

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