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Y'allbonics - Velvet - 03-16-2004
The Association of Southern Schools has decided to seek a grant designating Southern slang, or Y'allbonics, as a language to be taught in all Southern schools. The following are excerpts from the Y'allbonics/English dictionary.
1) HEIDI - (noun) - Greeting.
2) HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting. Usage: "Heidi, Hire yew?"
3) BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow". Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
4) JAWJUH - (noun) - The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck and took it to Lanner."
5) BAMMER - (noun) - The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayam. Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,00 in improvements."
6) MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts."
7) THANK - (verb) - Cognitive process. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
8) BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast. Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a nutter bare."
9) IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native." Usage:" Them bammer boys sure are ignert!"
10) RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts. Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
11) ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
12) FAR - (noun) - A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thang's gonna catch far."
13) TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
14) TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
15) RETARD - (verb) - To stop working. Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
16) FAT - (noun and verb) - A battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat. Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup yuh."
17) RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
18) CHEER - (adverb) - In this place. Usage: "Jest set that bare rat cheer."
19) FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic. Usage: "I cuddin't unnerstand a wurd he sed . . . must be from some farn country."
20) DID - (adjective) - Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."
21) ARE - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas containing oxygen. Usage: "He cain't breathe . . . give 'im some are!!"
22) BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that there bob war fence."
23) JEW HERE - (pronoun and verb) - Contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"
24) HAZE - (pronoun and verb) - A contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah . . . haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit'n 'is laf."
25) SEED - (verb) - Past tense of "to see." Usage: "I ain't never seed Noo Yawk City."
26) VIEW - (verb and pronoun) - contraction. Usage: "I ain't never seed Noo Yawk City. . . view?"
27) GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."
Y'allbonics - War - 03-16-2004
lol.
Y'allbonics - Ironcandle - 03-16-2004
What's so funny about that? <_<
Y'allbonics - Firemanz84 - 03-16-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Ironcandle@Mar 16 2004, 08:42 AM:blink:
What's so funny about that? <_<
Y'allbonics - Ironcandle - 03-17-2004
Quote:Originally posted by Firemanz84+Mar 16 2004, 08:49 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Firemanz84 @ Mar 16 2004, 08:49 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ironcandle@Mar 16 2004, 08:42 AM:blink: [/b][/quote]
What's so funny about that? <_<
BUMP!
Gots ta represent.
Just kidding fireman. There was a book called How to Speak Southern that touched on quite a few of those issues. I gave it to a friend of mine from Finland because he was having some problems understanding some of my Southern colleagues.
Y'allbonics - greg - 03-17-2004
I actually say some of those words!!!!!!!! Holy shit, I'm a redneck!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Y'allbonics - Velvet - 03-17-2004
lmao onya greg :lol: :lol: :lol:
Y'allbonics - greg - 03-17-2004
18 years in TX will do that to ya!!! :lol: B) :lol:
Y'allbonics - Undeadcannibal - 03-17-2004
I feel rather enlightened now...
Y'allbonics - Suicide Jim - 03-17-2004
that'll come in handy a little later on.
Y'allbonics - Undeadcannibal - 03-17-2004
I might use these to bne the new hit at the water cooler...that is if we have one of those...
Y'allbonics - Suicide Jim - 03-17-2004
i thought this was the water cooler in a manner of speaking.
Y'allbonics - Undeadcannibal - 03-17-2004
yeah...I could go buy a water cooler, but I'm not that big a fan.
Y'allbonics - Suicide Jim - 03-17-2004
i'd buy one but they're more fun to shoot at than drink from.
Y'allbonics - txbubba - 03-17-2004
most of them sound about right to me.
Y'allbonics - Beaucephus - 03-17-2004
Sound good to me. I reckon I've used just bout every one of them thar comment at one time or nuther. B)
Y'allbonics - txbubba - 03-17-2004
more like on the regular basis
Y'allbonics - Beaucephus - 03-17-2004
Quote:Originally posted by txbubba@Mar 17 2004, 11:12 AM:|
more like on the regular basis