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Humorscope 12/10 - leucetios - 12-10-2004

[indent][b]Aries (March 21 - April 19) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Good time to be happy-go-lucky! You'll find that works out a lot better than the sad-go-accident-prone you've been trying. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Taurus (April 20 - May 20) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Excellent day to come up with new theories to explain the universe around you. Remember: the simplest explanation is usually the best. For example, most physicists today subscribe to the "Big Band" theory of the creation of the universe. I have an alternate theory that I prefer, which I call "Tuba Ensemble." [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Gemini (May 21 - June 20) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Fortune will smile upon you today! That's what it does when it's just thought up a real corker. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Cancer (June 21 - July 22) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]You just need to start believing in yourself. Try getting other people to clap their hands, if they believe in you. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Leo (July 23 - August 22) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Don't you owe someone a thank-you note? If not, send one anyway -- that's always fun. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Virgo (August 23 - September 22) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Good day to bring home a bag or two of live bugs. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Libra (September 22 - October 22) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Remember: Unexpressed feelings don't die. They are buried alive and emerge later as Border Collies. So don't hold anything back! Tell everyone what you REALLY think of them! You may lose your job, family and friends, but you won't have a crazed, hyperactive animal hounding your every step. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]You will stack furniture in the bathtub, today. That's just the sort of thing you would do, your friends will say. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Today you will be either snug as a bug in a rug, or smug as a thug on a drug. Hard to say for sure. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Leek soup day, today. Despite your recent tendency towards shoplifting vegetables, I highly recommend you buy a leek, not take one. [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Excellent day to go half-barefoot. (One shoe only.) Answer no questions about it, though. Just say "I prefer not to talk about it." [/indent][/indent][indent][b]Pisces (February 19 - March 20) [/b]

[/indent][indent][indent]Good day to get into the groove. Be groovy. Try saying that out loud. Go on... groovy groovy groovy! Oh yeah! Tomorrow: being hep-cat-daddy-o. [/indent][/indent]

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Humorscope 12/10 - TomFoolery - 12-10-2004

The universe revolves around TomFoolery.

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Humorscope 12/10 - VitaminE - 07-05-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:The universe revolves around TomFoolery.

and still not an admin.

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