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Signs You"re Drinking a "Chick Beer" - snarg - 12-09-2004
Signs You"re Drinking a "Chick Beer"
Every time you have to hit the john, you find yourself asking a
friend to come along.
Warning label states: "Caution: May make ass look fat."
After a few, you find yourself arguing that figure skating actually
*is* a sport.
Your belches come out potpourri-scented.
You still cry into your eighth one, but now it's because the guy
on the next stool is wearing the same outfit.
The slogan: "Get that bloated feeling *any* day of the month!"
The label boasts that it's this month's recommendation from
Oprah's Beer Club.
narg:
Signs You"re Drinking a "Chick Beer" - PurpleHaze - 12-09-2004
snarg Wrote:Every time you have to hit the john, you find yourself asking a
friend to come along.
I always get made fun of for that. :$
Signs You"re Drinking a "Chick Beer" - greg - 12-09-2004
Purple_Haze Wrote:I always get made fun of for that. :$
I....(ahem)......volunteer!
Signs You"re Drinking a "Chick Beer" - Banana - 12-09-2004
http://www.insanetrain.com/forums/showpost.php?p=108659&postcount=8
Signs You"re Drinking a "Chick Beer" - VitaminE - 12-09-2004
Banana Wrote:http://www.insanetrain.com/forums/showpost.php?p=108659&postcount=8
RACK!
At least it's not a Zima (fukking fag juice)!
Signs You"re Drinking a "Chick Beer" - asshat - 12-09-2004
Banana Wrote:http://www.insanetrain.com/forums/showpost.php?p=108659&postcount=8Oh please. :joff:
Signs You"re Drinking a "Chick Beer" - Banana - 12-09-2004
Arby Wrote:Oh please. :joff:Dude, my mom used to drink Coors light.
Signs You"re Drinking a "Chick Beer" - TomFoolery - 12-09-2004
You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the men:
*gained weight
*talked excessively without making sense
*became overly emotional
*couldn't drive
*failed to think rationally
*argued over nothing
*had to sit down while urinating
*refused to apologize when obviously wrong
No further testing is planned.
Signs You"re Drinking a "Chick Beer" - asshat - 12-09-2004
Banana Wrote:Dude, my mom used to drink Coors light.Your mom the German Swimmer?
Signs You"re Drinking a "Chick Beer" - Banana - 12-09-2004
Arby Wrote:Your mom the German Swimmer?:confused:
Signs You"re Drinking a "Chick Beer" - VitaminE - 12-09-2004
Arby Wrote:Your mom the German Sheppard?
Dude that's fucked up!
If I were boning Banana, I'd be obligated to fight for her honor.
But, she won't even let me hammer on her cat, so she's on her own.
Signs You"re Drinking a "Chick Beer" - asshat - 12-09-2004
Banana Wrote::confused:Explanation of the funny joke: "German Swimmer"
You see Banana, it has been rumored for many years that the Germans were breeding women to become world class Olympic Swimmers. In doing so, they were injecting them with massive quantities of male testosterone. It became so obvious when the women developed male voices, facial hair, even adams apples they finally got busted.
My attempt to thwart your attack on my flavor of beer was to insinuate that while your mother might have in fact been female, she might too have been a german swimmer ('sup E), therefore having a body filled with male testosterone.
I did not invoke the mommy smack, you did that. So no foul on that point.
Now, can we forget the Coors Lite and talk about something else. I have to get my nails done in 20 minutes, so I need to skidaddle. Kiss Kiss.