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Lunch Time Story - cLaY - 12-01-2004
I had a few errands I had to run this afternoon, get lunch, fill my truck up with gas, etc. Just down the road from the office is an elementary school with the School Zone signs and lowered speed limit. For approximately 300 feet or so the speed limit is 20 mph, then it jumps back up to 40 mph.
So I'm behind this dumb whore driver on her fucking cell phone, I'm sure you all know the type, driving a Cadillac Escalade. Right away you figure this bitch thinks she's hot shit driving around in a Cadillac her dim witted husband bought her, chatting on the phone with one of her dumb slut girlfriends.
As she approaches the School Zone she realizes a little too late that the speed limit has dropped, so she slams on her fucking brakes, Dukes of Hazzard style, and comes to a complete stop in the road. I'm right behind her and right away, without even seeing in the cab, I know she's on the god damn cell phone.
Since she slammed on her brakes I had to come to an abrupt stop a good 2 feet off her bumper. (Sorry to everyone who suffered through the first part of this) She proceeds to turn around in her seat, idling along going approx. 10 mph, and give me the finger. Now, when drivers do this shit to me, and its happened more than once, I like to happily wave back as if to be giving them a friendly gesture, when really it usually pisses them off more.
Well, when the cunt saw this she fucking stops AGAIN in the middle of the road, gets out of her truck, cell phone against her shoulder, and gives me the double finger...all while jumping around and yelling obscenities. I lost it after that, she had me literally laughing to pieces at a dead stop in the middle of one of the cities busiest avenues. I look back in my rear view mirror for a split second to see this older gentleman laughing his ass off at this site of this head case going ballistic outside of her car in the middle of the road. I wish had my digital with me, it was Epoch!
I think this my suck dick, glad you suffered through it.
Lunch Time Story - VitaminE - 12-01-2004
cLaY Wrote:I think this my suck dick, glad you suffered through it.
It looks like English..but.....
Lunch Time Story - cLaY - 12-01-2004
I think it was a "you had to be there" story
Lunch Time Story - leeman - 12-01-2004
To manny letters..
Lunch Time Story - Charon - 12-01-2004
Funny though !
Another good reason to have a friend that could get her address,
should of posted her plate number so we could have some fun.
Lunch Time Story - VitaminE - 12-02-2004
Clay - Check this out.
http://www.roadragecards.com/index.htm
Lunch Time Story - Sassy - 12-02-2004
VitaminE Wrote:Clay - Check this out.Can we get back to business?
http://www.roadragecards.com/index.htm
Are we still talking about Clay - Check this out?
How old are you?
Lunch Time Story - leucetios - 12-02-2004
I missed you, Sassy.
Lunch Time Story - Sassy - 12-02-2004
leucetios Wrote:I missed you, Sassy.That's good information:
said missed me Sassy.
Lunch Time Story - CT280 - 12-02-2004
somehow this rolled over tom's shit story. strong finisher.
Lunch Time Story - Sassy - 12-02-2004
Cameltoe280 Wrote:somehow this rolled over tom's shit story. strong finisher.What's your sign?
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?