I Just Mailed Joe Gibbs A Letter

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I Just Mailed Joe Gibbs A Letter - TomFoolery - 11-30-2004

This is what it says:

Dear Mr. Gibbs,

Suck my nuts.

Your team is the biggest piece of shit Iâve seen in the 20 years Iâve been watching football. Brunell throws like a retarded girl, Ramsey is a bitch, and Coles and Gardner are a couple of faggots that are scared to catch a ball. Fuck your offensive line, your play calling, and everything else associated with your so-called âoffensive unitâ.

On a more personal note, thanks for fucking up my chances in my Fantasy Football league by making sure to keep Clinton Portis right near the bottom of every single statistical category in the NFL.

You might be in the Hall of Fame, but I think you suck. Fuck you.

Sincerely,

(my name)

Sent via USPS. He should get it in 3 days.

I Just Mailed Joe Gibbs A Letter - Tribal Dragon - 11-30-2004

That's hilarious!

I Just Mailed Joe Gibbs A Letter - Bill - 11-30-2004

did you happen to sprinkle some baby powder in the envelope before sending?

I Just Mailed Joe Gibbs A Letter - TomFoolery - 11-30-2004

Wyldbill Wrote:did you happen to sprinkle some baby powder in the envelope before sending?

Nope. Just the letter.

I Just Mailed Joe Gibbs A Letter - CT280 - 11-30-2004

let me know if the fukker responds. my #1 draft pick has been on the bench for 3 weeks because of lack of productivity. if the response does not include a business plan on how to get portis more than 7 carries a game, i need to know. thanks.

I Just Mailed Joe Gibbs A Letter - TomFoolery - 11-30-2004

Cameltoe280 Wrote:let me know if the fukker responds. my #1 draft pick has been on the bench for 3 weeks because of lack of productivity. if the response does not include a business plan on how to get portis more than 7 carries a game, i need to know. thanks.

This year I worked out a trade to get Portis on my team along with Ahman Green so that I'd have the most powerful RB combination in the league. That shit didn't happen because the Gibbs offense sucks cock, and now even though I scored the most points in our entire league I'm out of the playoffs because Portis couldn't produce a fucking thing the whole year.

I Just Mailed Joe Gibbs A Letter - Bill - 11-30-2004

TomFoolery Wrote:Nope. Just the letter.

I'd call you a puss. but I wouldn't have done it either.

I Just Mailed Joe Gibbs A Letter - CT280 - 11-30-2004

i picked up droughns in the nick of time. portis can suck my cock the rest of the way.