I guess this is what I need to do to get some attention here

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I guess this is what I need to do to get some attention here - insanetrainchic - 11-24-2004

Maybe?....here we go..

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.? ~ Bette Davis

Love me, hate me, crave me, slay me, but ask me, baby, ask me!

Picking up the Yum Yum Boy at the airport didn?t go quite as planned, but that?s life, now isn?t it? Thank the Goddesses for spontaneous combustions of unpredictability.

One thing that was right on target was moi getting to the airport bar an hour early -- and not a minute before -- as I was instructed by the boy not too cause a drunken commotion at the gates.

Now, no one, and I mean no one, can ?instruct? me in the subtle, yet domineering way he can, honey! Dressed in black leather from head to toe, I swilled down a couple of double Absolut and cranberries at the airport bar and yakked with the bartender, a fun flamer named Bob.

I was so excited, I whipped out pictures of the Yum Yum Boy. Then Bob -- after announcing ?Oh, girl, he has such big .....!? -- made me promise to swing on back with him as soon as he got off the plane.

Half tanked, I waited for the trickle of folks deplaned, searching for some wild hat or cowboy get-up the Yum Yum Boy might have on. Nothing.

Then out of the blue I saw his mesmerizing eyes. I immediately interrupted an elderly woman who?d been expressing anxiety with all of her dysfunctional grandchildren, and dashed away in mid-sentence. I screamed, ?There?s my baby!? to the Yum Yum Boy as he made his way through the maze of ropes.

It was just like a movie scene, or so I like to imagine. He couldn?t miss me with my newly pink pigtails and full leather ensemble, and swooped me up in his monkey arms to plant a big juicy one on my ready for cock-sucking lips.

Beside myself, I dragged him right in to meet Bob the bartender and we somehow stayed in the airport bar for four hours. This left us to wander aimlessly through the parking garage at midnight, for what seemed decades, searching for my misplaced vehicle, then paying a gigantic parking fee at the gate.

We took a wrong turn home and a convoluted ride ensued, but no worries, boy, as we finally made it home. He promptly tossed me on the kitchen floor, ripped out the crotch of my fishnets and banged me to kingdom come! Welcome home boytoy!

I guess this is what I need to do to get some attention here - asshat - 11-24-2004

I need a cigarette.

I guess this is what I need to do to get some attention here - snarg - 11-24-2004

i hope some of these nimrods will make an exception and read this one

Confused

narg:

I guess this is what I need to do to get some attention here - asshat - 11-24-2004

insanetrainchic Wrote:He promptly tossed me on the kitchen floor, ripped out the crotch of my fishnets and banged me to kingdom come!

Damn, I had to read that again.

I guess this is what I need to do to get some attention here - coyote - 11-24-2004

glad you posted it again
good read
now where is that box of tissue

I guess this is what I need to do to get some attention here - insanetrainchic - 11-24-2004

Arby Wrote:I need a cigarette.

Wee One, my small-penised friend, delivered a lovely care package to my porch The package contained wine, flowers, a snow globe from Amsterdam (I collect them, you know) and all the things a girl really needs, aside from maybe a fat schlong and a dark chocolate truffle. It was a sweet gesture and I always appreciate sweet gestures, let me assure you
:lool:
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I guess this is what I need to do to get some attention here - insanetrainchic - 11-24-2004

coyote Wrote:glad you posted it again
good read
now where is that box of tissue

Dear Coyote,

Right off the bat, let me say that you are not a pervert, at least not in my book. And good for you that you?re in tuned with your body as much as you are! What you?re experiencing is the power of your PV muscle, the same muscle that allows you to ejaculate or not. Control over it is an amazing thing. It?s a very erotic feeling to have that control, bottomline. That in itself is extreme erotic. That?s how our bodies are made up, baby. All the childhood experiences happen for a reason, even if we?re not aware of them at the time.

As far as telling your girlfriend your desires... just do it, wimp ass! If she loves who you are, she will try and encompass all your needs and maybe exchange some of her naivet頩nto pleasing you and maybe herself as well. You should feel free to express all of who you are with your partner. This may bring a whole new dimension to your relationship and it?s soon a new year, honey and time to be yourself and be loved for the delicious deviance inside you! You get the ITC stamp of approval and go make me a martini, watch me drink it down and make me another, damnit!

I guess this is what I need to do to get some attention here - insanetrainchic - 11-24-2004

snarg Wrote:i hope some of these nimrods will make an exception and read this one

narg:

I think its a winner....now I HAVE HIT ROCK BOTTOM!!!:wub: :lool:

I guess this is what I need to do to get some attention here - SanDog - 11-24-2004

I guess I am the only one who this makes no sense too.

I guess this is what I need to do to get some attention here - insanetrainchic - 11-24-2004

SanDog Wrote:I guess I am the only one who this makes no sense too.

Vibrator Tips

Vibrators are fun for almost everyone, but are especially popular amongst women: using a vibrator clitorally is the easiest way for most women to reach orgasm. Here are some basic tips for getting the most out of your vibrator:

If you feel comfortable making a little noise, then you'll probably find that letting yourself moan or sigh on your exhalations will improve the whole experience. Moving or rocking your hips rhythmically, in time with your breathing, can also make a big difference.
If the vibrations are the right speed for you but seem too intense, then you might try either draping a thin cloth between your clit and the vibrator or else leaving a light article of clothing on. You can also try moving the vibrator to the side of your clitoris rather than keeping your vibrator directly on it.
Just to see whether you prefer this sensation, try using lighter pressure but moving the head of the vibrator on your clit, rather than keeping it stationary and using heavy pressure.

now you get it??

I guess this is what I need to do to get some attention here - SanDog - 11-24-2004

No.

I guess this is what I need to do to get some attention here - asshat - 11-24-2004

SanDog Wrote:No.

^^ What he said.

I guess this is what I need to do to get some attention here - insanetrainchic - 11-24-2004

Arby Wrote:^^ What he said.

dont know?

I guess this is what I need to do to get some attention here - snarg - 11-24-2004

RACK THE ITC

Confused

narg:

I guess this is what I need to do to get some attention here - insanetrainchic - 11-24-2004

snarg Wrote:RACK THE ITC

narg:

WOW THANKS!!! RACK ME!!!:wub:

I guess this is what I need to do to get some attention here - Undeadcannibal - 11-24-2004

eh....I don't feel happy today.

I guess this is what I need to do to get some attention here - insanetrainchic - 11-24-2004

Undeadcannibal Wrote:eh....I don't feel happy today.

Love me, hate me, crave me, slay me, but ask me, baby, ask me! Something I can do for you?