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Cybering with Pepsi - Undeadcannibal - 11-23-2004

It's Monday, the first day of my supreme ownage. Here is the cybering:

Pepsi: Hey, you big sexy monster, let's fuck.
Me: eh, sure.
Pepsi: I slowly unbutton my blouse, my bare breasts catching the light erotically.
Me: X: 2334.12 Y: 1341.23 Z: 1284.93 Exec: "Wang.exe"
Pepsi: What are you doing? I'm so horny. Please give me that big loaf of manloaf.
Me: hold on, I've gota 56k, so the file is going to take some time to send.
Pepsi: Mmmm...Are you going to go bareback?
Me: Nah, I've had bad experiences with Velvet, so I'm using a proxy, and a firewall.
Pepsi: Proxies are sooo hot. Especially when they send encrypted transmissions to my server.
Me: Ever HAd it in your TCP Port?
Pepsi: I've dreamed about it, but never had it. Connect to me! ugh! mmm!!!
Me: Oh yeah....you accept those data packets! you accept em!
Pepsi: Oh!! you're getting you're pre-activeX all over me!
Me: There's more where that came from.
Pepsi: mmm...My Javascript is on fire!
Me: Don't worry, I've got some MySQL to put out that fire, are you ready?
Pepsi: Yeah, put it in my HTTP port 900.
Me: Oh, you like it there, eh?
Pepsi: I like it all over
Me: YOu like it all over your desktop?
Pepsi: mmm...yeah...cancel that transmission, and spray your Zip file all over my Desktop.
Me: beg for it.
Pepsi: Put it on my desktop, please!! mmm!!! nnnn!!! Yeah! yeah!
Me: Execute that file, bitch!
Pepsi: Ohhh....so much shortcut. I didn't think you'd have that much for such a small banwidth.
Me: It's not the size, it's how you use it.
Pepsi: give me a kiss.
Me: go brush your teeth.

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Cybering with Pepsi - Undeadcannibal - 11-23-2004

bump

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Cybering with Pepsi - WoolyGoat - 11-23-2004

absolutely hilarious

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Cybering with Pepsi - Velvet - 11-23-2004

Great post Undead :lool:

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Cybering with Pepsi - pepsi - 11-23-2004

lmao
I've brushed my teeth twice UDC now gimme that kiss you promised.

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Cybering with Pepsi - leeman - 11-23-2004

:lool:

Hmmm UDC ....
Can't you come up with a IT chrissie story????
And where did the "painting" go with all out av's ?

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Cybering with Pepsi - Jesse Antarctica - 11-23-2004



really funny

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Cybering with Pepsi - insanetrainchic - 11-23-2004

Velvet Wrote:Great post Undead :lool:

2nd!:booze:

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