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snarg - 11-19-2004
> > A Country Boy, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a shipwreck. They > > found themselves stranded on a deserted island. > > After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the > > beach every evening to watch the sun set. One particular evening, the > > sky was a fiery red, with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm > > and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep > > started looking better and better to the Country Boy. > > Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it, but the > > dog got jealous and began growling fiercely until the Country Boy took > > his > > arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to > > enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling. > > A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. > > The only survivor, was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful > > woman the Country Boy had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when > > they rescued her, but they slowly nursed her back to health. > > When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their > > evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening; red sky, > > cirrus > > clouds, a warm and gentle breeze--perfect for a night of romance. > > Pretty soon, the Country Boy started to get "those feelings" again. > > He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned > > over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear... > > "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
shipwrecked - ownster - 11-19-2004
i want my click back
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fem - 11-19-2004
I gotta give you some rep for that. You should have pm'd it.
:lool: Very funny.